According to numerous sources, approximately 60 miles south of the Twin Cities, a zombie invasion is about to occur. Authorities say the zombies will reach Morristown, Minnesota, by 8 a.m. CST on Saturday, July 9.
More than 100 members of the fully armed Zombie Hunting Militia are aligning to slow the outbreak, with the hope that full zombie suppression will be achieved by 6 p.m. CST the same day as the invasion.
What am I talking about? Officials are calling it Outbreak:Omega. It’s the fourth year the event/massacre has struck Minnesota. This year’s Outbreak will strike at Ahlman’s Gun Range. Check out some video footage from last year’s Outbreak.
Several well-known companies in the shooting industry, including DPMS Firearms, Remington, Mission First Tactical and scores of others, recognize the strange popularity of zombies in modern culture. In light of their recognition, they are supporting Outbreak:Omega by providing weapons, ammunition and other shooting supplies to the Zombie Hunting Militia.
Perhaps the most notable shooting supplies that will appear at Outbreak:Omega are the brand-new VisiColor Zombie Targets from Champion Traps & Targets. The reactive targets have built-in “shot zones” that splatter a variety of colors when shot.
The new targets appear publicly for the first time below:
Members of the Zombie Hunting Militia will be the first to splatter these interactive targets at the Outbreak. Gun-toting hunters of the undead will get plenty of graphic, zombie-killing thrills for years to come with these sweet new targets at every backyard gun range and high-tech shooting facility in the country. The public will get their hands on Champion’s horrifically awesome targets in the beginning or middle of August.
Are you, or will you become a member of the Zombie Hunting Militia? Comment below.
(Note: The North American Hunting Club supports zombie hunting.)