EDITOR’S NOTE: This “hunter’s rap” should be sung to the cadence of “I Like Big Butts” by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
I like big bears and I cannot lie
You other hunters can’t deny
When a big old bear comes into the bait
When you’ve been on a long wait
You get jacked
You get ready for the smack-down
Get your gun or your bow and don’t back down
Make sure not to hit him in the rump
Or you be tracking him through the swamp
Let’s go, got to get that bruin
Before the meat or hide is ruined
Get that bear up into the boat
And your guide will know you’re no joke
Word to your cubs.