holly
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| 18 Feb 2013 08:20 PM |
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Survivor - Texas Style"
Posted: Today at 8:56am |
Survivor - Texas Style"
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
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lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin ,
San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will
then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and
Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth .
Finally back to Dallas .
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Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"
14. Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
and the last sticker is;
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins..
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TOM IN TENNESSEE
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| 18 Feb 2013 08:32 PM |
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Soooo, Joe and Holly, tell me again----just why is it you live in Califrnicate???? |
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grandpops
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| 19 Feb 2013 04:32 AM |
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Get the rope. |
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| Fred, Cleburne, Tx.
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"A gun is like a parachute.
If you need one, and don't have one,
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holly
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| 19 Feb 2013 10:34 AM |
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My mom is still there . |
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rthomas4
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| 19 Feb 2013 12:03 PM |
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Joe, "load up the truck and move away from there" Californy ain't the place to be. Pack your mom up and take here with you to a better place!!!!! |
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Lunkerdog
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ternera1
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| 19 Feb 2013 06:16 PM |
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Hey Lunker, can you use the "Paint" program and run some lines across that ugly mug? I know you had this bull somewhere else, but I can't remember where. |
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Lunkerdog
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| 19 Feb 2013 06:55 PM |
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T1, I'll look into it, your the 2nd one to complain about the image. BTW, I'm sorry if you feel that trying to having a bit of fun in the forums is BS. I understand that we are facing serious issues in this country, and this is the forum where most of that is discussed, but this would be a truly dreary place if all we dealt with was the gloom and doom of things. I understand that my idea of fun isn't the same as everyone Else's, but oh well... I'll keep trying anyway  |
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yote
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| 20 Feb 2013 07:00 AM |
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holly load granny in the truck and get out of" BEVERLY" MOVE TO TENNESEE! hills that is! and bring jethro and ely may with you  |
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ckell
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| 20 Feb 2013 07:54 AM |
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LD after eniough hoof print water I have grown use to the ugly mug, and with the other older image there beside it, I like it. |
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| The 1st Amendment insures our Right to speak out when it or our other Rights are Transgressed. The 2nd insures the 1st. Native Texan |
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rthomas4
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| 20 Feb 2013 08:31 AM |
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yote, glad to see that someone picked up on my post. I was afraid it was too old for some folks to recognize. |
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holly
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| 20 Feb 2013 11:07 AM |
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It would be to hard right now as all the rest of my family is there too .So thats out of the question .
Ld maybe you could put one of those read rings with the slass through it ,you know like they have on the gun free zone signs. |
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rthomas4
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| 20 Feb 2013 11:11 AM |
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Joe, so is there any logical reason why any of your family HAS to stay in California??????????????? What would happen if every gun owner in the state packed up and left? |
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holly
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| 20 Feb 2013 12:00 PM |
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If that happened all that would be left would be liberals .. |
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ckell
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| 20 Feb 2013 12:14 PM |
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Then we could NUKE it!! |
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| The 1st Amendment insures our Right to speak out when it or our other Rights are Transgressed. The 2nd insures the 1st. Native Texan |
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yote
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| 20 Feb 2013 03:56 PM |
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hells yeah! |
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holly
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| 20 Feb 2013 07:43 PM |
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Now you guys have been listening to RT to much .But I do agree . |
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Lunkerdog
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mwalton7
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| 22 Feb 2013 12:00 AM |
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Does any texans..really think any of theses people will make it to Waco?...lmao |
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ckell
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| 22 Feb 2013 08:40 AM |
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Posted By mwalton7 on 22 Feb 2013 01:00 AM
Does any texans..really think any of theses people will make it to Waco?...lmao It is hard to Laugh your ares off and aim accurately at the same time. Plus you don't shoot the jester right off the bat, plus the distraction of the uter stupidity would give them a little head start.  |
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| The 1st Amendment insures our Right to speak out when it or our other Rights are Transgressed. The 2nd insures the 1st. Native Texan |
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