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A young man and his date were parked on a road a long way from town. They were about to have sex,when the girl stopped him. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but im actually a hooker and i charge 20$ for sex." Well they did their thing, and reluctaintly.he paid here. After A cigarrette, the man sat in the drivers seat looking out the window."Why arent we going anywhere0/' asked the chick. "Well, i should have mentione this before, but im actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25!" lol

An old indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, "Wife name 3 horse."Thats an unusual name for your wife. "What does it mean?" "Its an old indian name, it means nag, nag, nag."

A young indian boy asks his father 1 day,"Dad how did you name me?"Your sister was namedd after thing i saw after she was born, i walked out of the teepee and saw 2 deer running...therefore her name is 2 deer running.""When your brother was was born i did the same thing...that is why he is named angry bear." "Now son why do you ask, "two dogs f@#cking?" lmao

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother,Is it true what Rita just told me?That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "yes dear," replies the mother pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldnt have to explain. "But then when i have a baby, wont it knock my teeth out?"

Hey jlowe...i was inspired by you thanx

A man comes home from a night of drinking.As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him,"Whats the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "Im sorry honey. I ran out of money." lol

A guy phones hi boss, but gets the bosses wife instead. "Im afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the mancalls again and asks for the boss. "I told you." The wife replies,"He died last week." The man calls the next day and asks for his boss. By this time, the wife is getting upset and shouts, "Ive already told you twice,my husband, your boss, died last week!"WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Because," he repliedl laughing, "I just love hearing it....."

"Honey,"said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What are you crazy? The house is a mess,I havent been shopping, all of the dishes are dirty, and i dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that!" he replied. "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married!"

A woman walks into a drugstoreand asks the pharmacists if he sells size extra large condoms? He replies, "Yes we do. would you like to buy some?" she responds, "No sir, but do you mind if i wait around here until someone does?"

An older man and a newly engaged young man are having a conversation... The older man asks the younger man, "Do you know the 3 rings of marriage?" The young man replies ,"No." The older man explains," There is the engagement ring, the wedding ring , and the years upon years of suffering." lol

A prcious little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the storekeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes at her level, and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy wabby, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She in turn blushes,rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward, and says in a quiet voice,"I dont fink my pet python weally gives a thit."....rofl

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend earlier, when she accusedme of being ashamed to be seen with her. "Thats b.s.,"I replied.By text,from across the road.

Hello to all...im back with a few more.......I was telling a girl in a bar about my uncanny ability to guess the day she was born on by feeling their breasts.Really?"she said. "Go on then...try."After 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "What day was i born on?" I replied,"Yesterday?"

Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Isreal,"Pick up your shovels,mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels,sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this the promised land." Today Obama has stolen your shovels,taxed your asses,raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night ,thinking about health care plans,the economy,the wars,lost jobs,savings,social security, retirement funds, etc.I called a suicide hotline.I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.I told them i was suicidal.They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck........folks , were sre#ed

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted aan attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said,"Hello,my name is Carmen." "Thats a beautiful name, " he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No." she replied,as a matter of fact i gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most.Cars and men.Therefore I chose "Carmen". "Whats your name?" she asked.He answered, "B.J. TITSENGOLF."

Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies."You will die on an american holiday," said the astrologist. "How can you be so sure of that ?", asked Bin-Laden. "Well any day you die will be an american holiday."

The Unabomber was killed today. A mail bomb returned due to "INSUFFICIENT POSTAGE" is the suspected culprit.

Bob was in trouble, he forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was really pissed.She told him,"Tommorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" He got up the next morning and left for work early.When his wife woke up,she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

When I was younger I hated to go to weddings......It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me,"Your next." They stopped that sh#T after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

well thats all for today..hopefully more tomorrow or later tonight...enjoy and be safe