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It's Hell To Get Old
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so.
The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you
walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of the little{1}b*******s don't work; and the
ones that do, aren't that bright.

Hell I thought you were talking about government workers .If you would fire half of them and put the other half to work you could save some money .

Anybody know what a LIFER IS .Here it is .
L-LAZY
I-INSUFFICIENT
F-FU@KER
E-EXPECTING
R-RETIREMENT .

The definition of a government employee.

What do you suppose would happen if you got scared half to death... Twice!!!

SGINGRAS, NOW thats funny, do you mind if i use this?

gotta admit, I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Hello everybody. I know ive been slacking on this thread. Just started recently dating a 22 year old. I have been...errr...preoccupied.Shes got alot of energy..lol...anyway I finally have a little time to post a few ...Glad to hear you all in good health..and I pray for each and every one of you...then again..I pray for myself as well..lmao..enjoy.

The LAST freekin' thing you should be thinking about is us old farts! You got a 22 YO that you like (at least), focus your attention where it belongs.... and it ain't here...

Congrats!

Hey Steve.. the problem Im getting old as well...Im 42..god help me lol..

Recently, the psychic hotline have launched hotlines for frogs.Here is the story of one frog and his discussion with his psychic. A frog telephones the psychic hotline and is told,"You are about to meet a beautiful young girl, who wants to know everything about you."The frog says,"This is great!Will i meet ."her at a party, or what?""No says the psychic." "Next semester in her biology class."

chit.. talk to me when you're approaching 60! If you can still handle a 22 YO, what the h*ll are you doing here? ;-)

Well Steve it just aint the girl...hell i just bar-b qued for 200 people at a friends wedding..13 briskets and 80 links of various sausage, 24 hour drunk out then had to play with the baby girl..whewwww...rowdy..but ill catch up ...hopefully lol

WOW... I didn't realize you cooked. You obviously have a bigger smoker than I do! I'm just mucking around with a WSM, but it works for us.

Actually, I'm "jonesin' " for some ribs now that you mention it....

Enjoy man... that's the key... you only go 'round once. Pull it all in and enjoy from whatever direction it should come. There's no "what if's..."

A police officer in a small town, stopped a motorist who was speeding down main street. "But officer,The man began,I can explain...." "Just be quiet, snapped the officer. im gonna to let you cool your heels in jail till the chief gets back." "But officer, I just wanted to say..." "And I said be quiet!Your going to jail!"A few hours later the officer looked in on the prisoner and said, "lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding.He will be in a good mood, when he gets back." "Dont count on it,"answered the fellow in the cell, "Im the groom."

Chit STEVE...ive been on cook-off teams for years...I enjoy it...actually I would beat ass for ribs...some good old down home country ribs...not the competion ribs.. the stuff thats soooooo tender..yoyu could eat it with a spoon...lol...Im really going for the shrimp ka-bobs and maybey a clam back.."really into the clam chowder" ..im the only one that eats it here so sad..peeps dont know good food when they have the chance...the only reason I dont post on the recipies deal...is well you guys have done everything I have done and then some...I cant respond to perfection.

oh man, we need to move closer! they don't like chowder?!? I HOPE you're taking about NE.... Sounds like you'd like my ribs. If you're ever in the area between Albany NY and NYC give a yell. but I gotta have at least a days notice, preferably two.

As for the recipe thing... ain't no such thing as perfection. We absolutely LOVE my chili, but I made the recipe that gut posted and I'm tellin' ya I'll make it again. Damn good, but you have to do it in two days.

But I suppose we should return this thread to your original intent huh... ;-)

Yeah STEVE hell yeah, I like the chowder from , New England and really from up north of there..{ its better }...I also have my own recipe for chilli..but im sorry to say, without any wild game. As of yet i have never procured enough meat to determine, if my style of cooking would be relevent to those types of meat.Mind you,I have done venison, rabbit,squrriel,dove, duck,goose,.....just not elk, moose, bear?,caribou...But through these forums...I will tell you I think I have a great idea what to do... I tried to tell yall, I observe alot..lmao...Oh...and by the way Steve, Thanks for the Info on the Canopeners....I have 20 sets now and use them all...well I gave away a few..to my friends "had to teach them how to use them...lol

A woman went to her doctor for advice.She told him that her husband had a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure it was a good idea.'Do you enjoy it?"The doctor asked. "Actually I do." Does it hurt you ?"He asked. " No, I rather like it.' "Well then,the doctor continued, "theirs no reason that you should not practice anal sex, If thats what you like, so long as you dont get pregnant." The woman was mystified." What,? you can get pregnant from anal sex.' "Of course," the doctor replied, "Where do you think politicions come from!"

Yeah STEVE.. ill keep going on the original intent....But I also figure that I started this thread for you in the first place..and if I want to have a conversation with you its my right...I really dont think that anybody would whine about it...If they do...hell they will tell me anyway ..lmao...I really dont give a rats ass..What are they going to do..take my guns.(.lots of luck) Kick me outta here...Go for it is all I have to say...Our little thread is the biggest.views in here..and if they want this done then I will go...(Then ill start another, that looks just like this one )lmfao