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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60
Posted: 30 Sep 2012 at 7:32am




1. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

2. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

3. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

4. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level)


5. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.




The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
Recycle congress and POTUS 11/2012

Hello everybody...sorry ive been gone for awhile...im dealing with my bud..an ex vet...but i got it all under control..I hope to find all of yall happy , with a smile,and hopefully with a full freezer now or shortly...may all of our kills be multiple..and not necsessarliy too quick (not animals)...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female jumps up frantically and announces,"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up,removes his shirt and says,"Here, iron this!"

3 guys go on a hunting trip, and there is only 1 tent. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says,"I had this wild ,vivid dream of getting a ( hand job)!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievingly,hes had the same dream too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "Thats funny, i was dreaming i was skiing!"

How are women and tornadoes alike? .....They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president,Dave, into his office and said, "Were making some cut backs, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." "Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said,"Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and 3 kids.I dont know whom to fire." The next morning, Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara, was the first to arrive, so Dave said, Barbara, Ive got a problem.You see,i either have to lay you or Jack off, and I dont know what to do?" Barbara replied,"you better jack-off!" Ive got a headache."

A former Infantry Sergeant having served his time with the Marine Corps took a new job as a school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back.

He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

The most smart aleck punks having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were a tad leery of him, and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any pranks.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that year...

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, “I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too.”

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama.
They all hang together; half of them don't work, and the ones that do, aren't all that bright!

I know that this thread was intended to "not" be political, but CH70 started it...

Hello everybody..I hope everybody is doing well..As far as im concerned LUNKERDOG, a joke is a joke , political or other wise....If its humourous then bring it on....I just prefer that their are no political discussions hereI figure there is plenty of room in misc.for those discussions..lol...I figure im going to upset some people..but i try to keep it at up tempo..so at least some will smile and maybe have a better day because of it...and with that said..keep bringing them,and enjoy life.

Just no discussion .Just jokes .Anything goes .

 Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell.When he gets there the devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire underneath him. Bill says, "Oh no! Thats not how i want to spend eternity....!!!" They go to the second door. The devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured.Bill says,"Oh no, not for me!"They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a B.J. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm...looks okay to me.Ill take it." The devil then says,"Good,hey Monica, youve been replaced.

Yeah thanks,Holly, joe...you know who you are  .. I like the support of all you people....i really enjoy doing this...i can sit back and type and knock down a few beers and make  someone smile...its really cool.

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms.Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad says,"Condoms son." The boy asked,"Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied," The packs with one are for high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with 3 are for college boys,one for Friday, Saturday , and Sunday, and the ones with 12 are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March.........."

 The 7 most important men in a womans life 
1.The  Doctor- Who tells her to take off all her clothes.
2.The Dentist- Who tells her to open wide.
3.The Milkman-Who asks her do you want it in the front or the back.
4.The Hairdresser-Who asks her if she wants it teased or blown.
5.The Interior designer- Who assures her once its inside, youll love it.
6.TheBanker- Who insists to her, if you take it out to soon, youll lose intrest.
7.The Primal Hunter-Who always goes deep in the bush,always shoots twice,always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her keep quiet and lie still.

One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her,"My boyfriend bought me flowers for valentines day this year so i guess i have to put my legs in the air for him." Her friend said," Why? Dont you have a vase?"

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger having sex with his wife. He says,"What the hell are you two doing?"His wife turns to the stranger and says,"I told you he was stupid!"

Two five year olds are standing at the toilet to pee. One says,"Your thing doesnt have any skin on it!" "Ive been circumcised"', said the other."Whats that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end.""How old were you when it was cut off?" "My mom said i was 2 days old." "Did it hurt," the kid asked inquiringly. "You bet it hurt, I didnt walk for a year!"

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forrest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says,"Damn, I wish i had a flashlight!"The woman says,"Me too, youve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" lol