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Last Post 05 Aug 2012 06:48 PM by papa58. 34 Replies.
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15 Jul 2012 01:00 PM
Cook up a pound of bacon and crumble into your next batch of homemade potato salad (Yeah I'm talking about the kind made with real mayo) YUM!
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15 Jul 2012 07:26 PM
And red taters? With a tad of sour cream? And chives? Holy crap I'm hungry!!! Where's the medium rare venison bacon burgers, stat!!
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17 Jul 2012 04:34 PM
Where are the thin sliced "mountain oysters" sauteded slowly on a bed of onions with mushrooms recipes?
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19 Jul 2012 09:10 AM
I had seen one of those tv shows where the chefs ar telling about their favorite foods ie , appetizers, entree's, and desserts I saw one who mentioned the best doughnut he had ever had. You guessed it ! It was a doughnut with the fresh sugar frosting dipped in crushed bacon. I thought to myself that would have to be good with the contrast in flavors of sweet and salty. Man that feller was right as it makes the best doughnut you will ever eat and I don't even like doughnuts !!! I went to the local Krispy Kreme doughnut store ( when the light is on there are fresh doughnuts just out of the fryer ) and bought a dozen and had them double dipped and brought them home, fried up a pound of bacon, threw the doughnuts in the microwave and heated them, took'em out and dipped with a firm downward pressure into the crushed bacon and consumed 6 with a fresh cup of coffee. I sat back and thought to myself " I now like doughnuts !!! " again. After a supper of a good salad with all the trimmings ie, avacado, croutons, bacon, green onions, and all baby greens, then for dessert I sprung out the bacon dipped doughnuts on my wife and son. They both looked at me like I had grown a third eye or sumpin but after I convinced them to at least try them they ate the remaining 6. The next day not one but both came home with a dozen doughnuts AND a pound of bacon. We all got a good belly laugh out of that. We are now responsible for becoming the neighborhood bacon dipped doughnut dealers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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20 Jul 2012 09:39 AM
Posted By Big Dawg on 19 Jul 2012 10:10 AM 
We are now responsible for becoming the neighborhood bacon dipped doughnut dealers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even better with the maple frosted donuts.  That qualifies as a last-meal candidate.

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22 Jul 2012 04:57 PM
Posted By Big Dawg on 19 Jul 2012 10:10 AM
I We are now responsible for becoming the neighborhood bacon dipped doughnut dealers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are definitely on Home Land Securities list now Dawg!
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22 Jul 2012 05:04 PM
dunno if I could bring myself to try 'em as I really don't care much for donuts. But, then again... I now like garlic ice cream so I guess I would.
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23 Jul 2012 03:40 PM
How did a topic on Oxymorons get turned into a cooking thread.....nevermind......that is an oxymoron question...
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23 Jul 2012 03:48 PM
After being here as long as you have, you REALLY need to ask that??

Threads on most all forums drift. Someone mentions something a bit different and its off to the races.
Just human nature. Just like the "guns wet" thread morphed into a cold weather thread. Happens with most conversations, even in "real time.
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25 Jul 2012 04:38 AM
Caught the humor Tom! Must be the bacon has my senses hightened! LOL!
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25 Jul 2012 06:18 AM
well... DUH glw... Went right past me...
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25 Jul 2012 07:32 PM
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26 Jul 2012 05:14 PM
There was humor???? When, where, why , how, who ?
I thought that got you banned!
Back to oxymoron....how about cutting expected rate of of budget increase to a smaller rate and calling it a "deficiet reduction"
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05 Aug 2012 08:26 AM
Just too funny   
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05 Aug 2012 06:48 PM
Invite one over to a cookout and take a jalepano suffed with cream cheese and crab meat then wrap in bacon cook on the grill till they are soft and ask them if they like just vegtables. Or for fun take and slice up a buch of veggies and add fresh jalpeno and yellow hot peppers then tell them to dig in. If God wanted us to eat veggies only he would ahve made us a rabbit of deer.
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