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Howdy IGH - a little early but I'll have a snort with ye!

morning to allyou guys. newbies and oldies alike. just need a large glass of tequila. been awhile. out in the woods as much as possible, seeing a few does. but i guess the bucks will be around soon. y'all have a nice day
ROLL TIDE!!!!! GO GREEN!!!!!

slips in throught the new door........Hey everyone I'm back!!! No answer, oh well, I see still has been here, (cheesecake crumbs and diet coke cans) Pamela you did a great job on the old place. oh ya had to change my name, ( something about a restraining order?) no seriously I had to change cause someone already took my old handle Jay T. Good to see G8TR still can't speak english Mo hunter and Griz good to see y'all back. Okay boys and girls breakie is on the shotgun fan.

 

Eggs any style, back bacon the good stuff, fried taters, all kinds of homemade Jams and Jellies thanks to my wife, coffee's hot and if y'all want a little something to spice up that coffee I got a bottle of Bailey's irish cream back hear by the grill with me.

JAY T I will not be the victim of a random shooting, I will be the participant in the fire fight!! ONCE A PATRICIA ALWAYS A PATRICIA

Did you all chase Bruce away?  Still Learning, where are ya's bud!!!!  Where's Rocky and Bruno?  Pamela, nice pics!  Jon, theres a South Park episode that gives a whole new meaning to "Red Rocket"! LOL!!!!  So hows the hunting season going folks?  I'm up to two bucks and a doe. Got an angel on my shoulder this year. >smilie<
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

GLW, How ya doin cuz? Nice ta see ya in here again bro! Man I just heard from our old freind Ed. He's still kickin' and doing good. As for Rocky, he has been eatin' up all the beernuts and such but he's been kinda hiding out these days. Dunno if that pesky, fur bearing varmint is just waiting on the holidays to "Crank it up" so I'll leave him some pecans and see if he takes the bait.

Mikey

Mike Gessner Life Member NAHC NRA Camo Coalition of Georgia

Pamela

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Pamela

See my site about my Soldier Brother: www.angelsofhealing.com/HelpaSoldier.html

Cool link with humorous hunting themed stuff: www.cafepress.com/angelsofhealing

Mikey!! Good to hear from ya!  Good to see some familiar faces around, yes you to Pamela! Thanks to you I can't move because my gut is too big at the moment! Thanks for the grub! Good to see the mascots are still behaving themselves, NOT!!  Haven't heard from Still Learning in awhile, hope he's alright?

Here, let me put some of my special raisins on the bar for old times sake! Hee Hee Hee!!!!!!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

Walks into the lodge and saunters up to bar and looks down at the bar.What The......!!!  Is That What I Think It Is???   RAISONS!!! OMG!! Don't eat the raisons Miss Pam whatever ya do!! HOLY SHIET!! First off they ain't raisons. That  fur bearing varmint  Rocky makes those "infamous raisons". Rocky is GLW's (also known as pcarpenter) pet squirrel. Those two bush-whackers!! Ed!! Where the heck are ya cuz? Git In Here Quick!! We have RODENTS!!!
Mike Gessner Life Member NAHC NRA Camo Coalition of Georgia

Dagnabitall! Who in the samhades put them thar fake raisenettes on the bar?! I bet I know!!! GLW, er, I mean, PC!  Paul, what is wrong with you man? Don't tell me your still drag'n that blasted I.V. line around with ya! Good gracious Gurdy! I think Paul is hooked for life on that I.V. thing! Matter of fact, if WQSS looks  real hard, I bet he can find a pic of Paul, or the ole GLW, with them I.V. lines attached! By the way, them raisons taste mighty..........................................................................................good!!!

 

Miss Pamela, sorry I missed them fine vittles you made! I'll make up for it latter, promise. You know, that arguement you had with the 6'5", 195# fellar must have been over a park'n space! If it was, shame on him! Maybe you should have aimed a little low and hit him right where it counts....................the tennis balls! Then followed up with a kick to the kneecaps, hehehehe! Sure would have liked to been there to defend a lady in distress. But from the sounds of things, you didn't need any!

 

On a personal note, WQSS, thanks for the talk the other night bro! Now, just when are ya going to send me that package? hehehehehe!!! Check your email buddy!

 

Now, if'n anyone needs me, I'll be back later. I'll just grab me a couple cold frosty ones, a couple cigars from the humidor and head for the lazyboy. Tenn plays Kentucky, football, right  about now. See y'all later! By the way, I don't care what ya call me, just don't call me later fer supper!

What?  I can't believe after ALL these years you still don't trust my snacks! Hee Hee!  Ed you ole bear, how ya been?  I believe all the old archives have been erased so good luck finding those pics Mikey! Ha Ha!!!!! DUCK!!!!! Dang squirrel is flying lower than ever these days since he's gained 20 more pounds!  Ah crap!  Barkeep can I have this drink changed, seems theres something foriegn floaitng in mine now! I'm gonna git that little shitter!! LOL!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

GLW, I'll give ya a fresh drink buddy! I'd ask ya if you need a straw but you can use that I.V. line, LOL! You know, even though you go by PC now, I'm still go'in to call ya GLW! It's stuck with you pard! Now, as for that rascally rascal rab.........er, I mean, fly'n treerat, I have a plan for that furball! Yeppers. Now, listen carefully. I stuck some acurns in the hole of his favorite tree outback but this time, hehehehe, I put Gorilla glue in the entrance! That ought to hold him fer a spell.

 

I wonder if TT's and his better half had any luck up at Mark's this weekend. They went up to Maine to get a red deer or two. I wonder if'n those red deer taste any better than our whitetails?!? Reckon we'll just have to wait an' see.

 

Fer tonight's supper, it's going to be Venison meatloaf,  mashed taters w/gravy, greenbean cassarole and asparagus tips. For dessert, sweettater pie topped w/coolwhip! Don't be shy now! Grab a platter, some silver and commence to dig'n in!!!! Drinks are on me tonight! I reckon I ought to get Libby the Liberal outa the closet and dust her off! The bar needs some clean n shine put to it! If'n ya needs me, I'll be down in the basement do'in some reload'n! If ya smell or see smoke risen outa the basement or hear something funny that doesn't pertain to reload'n shells,....................................RUN LIKE THE DEER YOU'RE HUNTING!!!!!

GLW, Ya mean to tell us Rocky weighs over 20 pounds!! Them there raisons are gonna look like dried prunes fer "Cripes Sake" !! Ed, I got some of the venision and tators and man they was good!. Think I'll get some of that sweet tator pie to top it off. Wait a dang minute, Who ate all the pie?? UHH UHHG!! What The .H...?? Nothing left but a.......raison!  A DADGUM RAISON!! GET MY GUN!! That fur bearin' varmint Rocky is gonna be on the menu for lunch!! There he is!! On top of the ceiling fan, with tator pie all over his furry face!! CRASH!! BLAM!! BANG!! I just hit the switch and turned on the fan and HAHA!! Ya oughta see that maingey Rocky runnin', .......Wait, he turned around and is runnin' back, and he's running towards me!!!!  SHIET!!!!!! AIIIEEEEE!!!Feet don't fail me now!!!

 

Mike Gessner Life Member NAHC NRA Camo Coalition of Georgia

Run like the wind Mikey, he's headin for yer nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

You fellars see that?!? I'm not sure what it was but it sure broke the danged speed limit not to mention sound barrier! And I never heard such a scream! Not from a wild cat in heat, screech owl or even a woman for that matter! And what's all that on the ceil'n fan? Kinda looks like fur and sweet tater pie! Oh well, Libby will get it clean.

 

Tonight's supper is:

Wild hog baby back ribs, cheesy augrautin taters, a chefs salad, tossed, not stirred, and sweet peas w/pearl onions! For dessert, a double German layer cake with Moose Tracks ice cream!

 

Anyone seen WQSS around lately?

Dang Ed, it's like you know me in another life!  Thats some of my favorite chow, especially the pearl onoins and German cake!!!YUM!!!

Not sure what that scream was but it sure brought in the coyotes so pull up a chair Ed and help me pick of some of these yotes from the back porch!  Ummm, see that mason jar next to the chair, help yerself to it, it will help steady yer aim!! LOL!!!!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

That was a close one fellas, I lost Rocky when I ran through the Lifer's Lodge! He stopped when he saw a freshly made Pecan pie! I heard some commotion, but I wasn't gonna wait around to see the "carnage". Whew! I could use a brewksy, and a rest in the rocking chair. I think it's time to decorate for Christmas around here. What do you all think?  Maybe a light show that can be seen from space! Course we would have to "tap" into some extra electricity. HMMM? I know, while Rocky keeps the Lifers busy I'll sneak back and run a 220 line off of their power and string it back here! They will never notice, ya think? Live Dangerously!!! 

Paul, I sent ya a PM Cuz!

 

Mike Gessner Life Member NAHC NRA Camo Coalition of Georgia

Well I guess if we are gonna have a space age light show I can't think of any better folks to fund it than the lifers! Ha ha!!  Ummm?  We got any licensed electricians in here? LOL!!!!

Mikey, pm back atcha!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++Leave your alter ego off the boards! USAF Civil Engineering 81-91.. Paul Carpenter aka.. Gotta Love Whitetails

<P>Morn'n fellas! Breakfast is on! Homemade buttermilk biscuits &amp; gravy, pancakes w/plenty of Vermonts maple syrup, eggs anyway ya like em, venison breakfast sausage, wild boar bacon and ham&nbsp;and Texas toast topped w/your favorite jam, jelly or applebutter! Fresh coffee is wait'n next to the grub!</P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>Mikey, you mean to tell me that was <STRONG>YOU</STRONG> doing all that fancy run'n?!? Hot damn son, I didn't know ya still had it in you, lol! We're going to have to enter you in the Boston marathon! Or, how bout our very own marathon! We could call it the "N.M.L:WC&amp;C " run. Those initials stand for the name of this fine lodge! As for me and GLW, we're going to sit right here on this back porch sip'n on the glass jar whilst you run your arse off! Go Mikey, go!!!!</P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>GLW, I don't know bout you, but I think we'll have a mighty fine show unfold before our very eyes, lol!&nbsp; Now, down to business. I sure hope WQSS knows what he's doing when it comes to string lights and wires! Knowing him, he might just get <EM>his</EM> wires crossed, lol! And steal'n from the Lifers forum?!? Man, he's really ask'n it! I got us a big Christmas tree out back. All we gotta do is&nbsp;get this helicopter&nbsp;crane &amp; drop it&nbsp;in place. I'll open the roof hatch so it can be brought in. All right fellers, easy now, eeeeeeasy does it. That's it. Now..............................drop it! <STRONG>WAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!!!</STRONG> <STRONG>Kaaa RUNCH!!!</STRONG> @@&amp;#^%@#$%$#^^((*)&amp;()%&amp;^$%^#%*$^&amp;*(&amp;$%^damn!!!! Right on top of the pole dance'n floor! Even knocked over the playstation and broke the pool table in half!! Well, it's to big to move. Looks good where it is fellas. Thanks for drop'n it in place. The President and first lady will never miss it!! Better close the roof hatch before the chopper decides he..........................WHAT'S THAT NOISE? Oh no! Rocky! Leave that helicopter alone!!! He knows you can fly higher! Yes, he knows you're faster than he is! Yes, he also knows you have bigger.......................eyes :) Here Rocky. I've got so saute'ed acurns fresh outta the oven for you. Now, go to your tree.................................No, not the Christmas tree.......................OK! OK!&nbsp; You can stay in the new tree for a while. Now, quit throw'n acurns at me! </P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>I need a cold one even if it IS 10:30 in the morn'n!</P>

Pamela

See my site about my Soldier Brother: www.angelsofhealing.com/HelpaSoldier.html

Cool link with humorous hunting themed stuff: www.cafepress.com/angelsofhealing