Hunting Forum

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/19/2006 5:56:16 PM

18 below here in beautiful Moose, Wy. My snowshoes are frozen to the wall. NO need to rescue Pops. I saw him this morning riding an old bull moose. He said he was training him to haul his friends around in all that deadfall in his part of the country and pack their elk out. No need to ruin the party though I am up for umbrellie drinks.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/20/2006 8:28:31 AM

All the deadfall in his part of the country are rocks. When one rolls down the canyon wall and smacks yer noggin you fall over dead!....or at least ya wish ya had!
Now them moose could be real good desert critters, what with them long legs and that big water storage hump on their front shoulders!

Originally posted by: Pyke on 12/22/2006 5:30:37 AM

Hello Nick, and Merry Christmas

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/22/2006 3:33:38 PM

<!--graemlin::eek:-->
Who was that masked man???

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/26/2006 8:32:08 AM

dunno, didn't get a good look at him.

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 12/27/2006 6:43:59 AM

Good news! Pops has been sighted. Seems like he has been a sneaky boy. Word is he's gotten himself a TAN. You don't suppose he's been off on a beach interviewing barmaids without us, do you?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/27/2006 8:09:40 AM

Pops with a tan is akin to Paris Hilton abstaining from sex!
I'll believe it when I see it!

Originally posted by: POPS on 12/27/2006 3:23:31 PM

Just because your skin is brown does not mean you got a "tan" or have been to a beach. When the matches are gone and a person is "denned up" miles from a road, things can happen. Ever hear of freezer burn? I was lucky to find a bear den and snuggled up with a 300 pound sow. She smelled about like the barmaid Greg took to hunting camp. Its no wonder he sent her down to Griz Gulch for water!

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/28/2006 1:40:39 PM

...........Now freezer burn I can understand!

(Paris! Continue on with your life!)

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/29/2006 7:31:01 PM

Correct me if I am wrong. From the above intellectual discussions I have come to the conclusion that Pops locked himself in a freezer and turned brown to avoid a sweet little barmaid fresh off the Outfitter circuit.

I hardly beleive such mush. I think he simply fell in the corral and rolled around a might while trying to get up. He went in the house to wash up only to find the water froze. He might be brown until spring. Maybe that is why he wants to come visit!!!

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 12/30/2006 7:22:31 AM

The falling down part, I can believe that! Yeah, makes sense. A 300 pound SOW? Pops must have lost his glasses again as well. <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 12/30/2006 10:24:49 AM

I have an idea <!--graemlin::confused:--> that there is a trap being set for ME. I doubt I will ever tip a barmaid again!

POPS

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 12/31/2006 7:50:01 AM

Would that be anything like COW TIPPING?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/1/2007 9:25:39 AM

That would be exactly what it would be!

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/3/2007 9:23:38 PM

I might as well head back to the cave. <!--graemlin::(-->

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/5/2007 5:12:39 PM

You gotta cave?
Where about's?
Near Cactus Pete's or the Gentlemen's Club in Wells?

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/6/2007 5:23:26 AM

Both! <!--graemlin:;)--> And a couple other places too.

POPS

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 1/7/2007 7:57:36 AM

"To the Batcave, Boy Wonder!"

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/7/2007 8:22:46 AM

HOLY BAT GUANO!
I wonder if he's thinking of going into the fertilizer business? He has the background!

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/12/2007 8:17:50 AM

How do you think I "find" the caves? Some diesel and ammonia nitrate.......never mind.

POPS