Hunting Forum

Since it is apparently my turn to bartend since Pyke is practicing on the Snooker'em table, if you flag down some suckers.....errrrr....tourist, I will pour you a tall glass with three cubes of ice full of Rare Breed. Does that work?? Free, on the house! (it ain't my house)

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Damn this computer....

 

If the word gets out that there is free drinks we will never get Qauil to go home...

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Quail can't leave home....he let Cuzin Edna on top and he can't walk..

 

BTW, don't send Diana any dead deer pics esp from the Rubies! She is already pizzed about eating deer tag stew for first time in years! And don't mention rain, leaky tents or getting stuck either! She got pizzed at me over a BLONDE joke !!

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985

 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

 Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com  hand made and hand tuned

 Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

Too late, I already sent pictures and jokes.

All my big game hunts are over for this year so now it's just bird shooting, and drinking and drinking some more.

 

I sure hope qauil makes it out from underneath cuzzin edna.....

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Hay how is it going just stopping in to have a drink and to do some bull shittin horrable deer season seen one legal buck all season and he had some weird growth on his face three on the right the size of softballs and two on the right so i let him go now how about that shot of wild turkey and a cold coors. now im off to try to have a better duck season thanks all talk to yal later

Uhhhh....???? Pyke???? Everything okay???? You okay???? A damn scary spooky thing happened just before Halloween---someone besides you or I Posted!!!!

Second scary spooky thing is there is a new thread on NV forum!!!

Third weird thing is someone sent me an obvious photoshpped pic of a dude who looks like you with three vimmin!!!

Glad Deee-troit City ain't burning or I would be locled and loaded.....uhhhh....nevermind....I am always locked and loaded....

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

Well... always loaded anyhoo.
Big Lance... If you feel the need to lie in order to support your cause then perhaps it is time to reconsider your cause.

WOW,, customers,,everybody belly up to the bar and I'll pour wild turkey and beer all night, once you are in here I ain't lettin no one go home till were all locked and loaded.

 

Tom, them women was my dates for the night, after all I was tired and wore out from all that huntin....and I needed nursing back to health.

 

graybeard, you ol' rascal, sit down and tell us a story while we all drink.

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Hey Tom - what am I, chopped liver?

 

Nice to see a few bodies in this place.

What's that dust cloud?  Oh I get it - you had to dust off the barstools for a change.

 

Just got back from chasin' eastern WA elk from what seemed like one end of the Cascades to the other.

Unfortunately, no animals were harmed in the process.

 

Well Pyke, if you can muster the strength I could sure go for a double shot of Mr. Daniels' finest.

I haven't seen Big Lance for what seems like a month o' Sundays.  How have you been, Lance?

I'll buy whatever yer drinkin'.  Maybe that'll lubricate yer jaws a bit so we can get that story.

 

 

Howdy Mr. chopped liver, you resemble our old friend elkaholic, but the jack is full to the brim in your glass so drink up.

I have to step out for a little while, there are some chukar that I need to shoot, I'll be back soon.

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

OK, I'm back. where did everyone go...????
Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

I been in SE MO not killing ducks....don't know where the hell everyone else went....

I got the bar, rack'em for nine ball, I think I hear a sucke....tourist approaching...

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

yep, I know the feeling. I went out and watched chukar fly away from 80 yards out all day.

 

9 ball is racked, let's play. there is a tourist walking in, wonder if he would like to join in a game?????

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

I ain't no damn tourist!  Don't let the Eddie Bauer hat, sport shirt, Bermuda shorts, and black socks fool ya'...

 

Been on the road, though, and I could use sumpthin' to cut the dust.  My stomach's eatin' a hole in my spine, too.  What'cha got to eat?

My fault, I should have recognized them bermuda shorts and known it was you...

 

We got some elk roast in the oven and some bass fillet's in the deep fryer and some chukar on the grill, they all go good with bourbon...

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Rare Breed double with two rocks, please.

I got the bar tonight, go visit a lady on that other forum. You cover nine ball table tomorrow.

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

I can't go anywhere, it snowed so much last night I have to stay and shovel.

So brew the coffee and grab a shovel and lend a hand.

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Dayam!!! What time is it? what day iz it? what week iz it? What munth iz it? Whut yeer iz it? Where the hell am I? Who the hell am I???

Thet wuz one hellva New Year's Eve Party!!!

 

Give me a double hair of the dog thet bit me!!!

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful woman without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

New Years Eve party!?

 

 

What year is it?

 

 

I need to think up a new signature line.