Hunting Forum

not sure,,,thought i was being good.

Oh well, it was a damn good game..

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Think I will drift on back up the Lonesomiest Hwy to Austin and see if some double shift goldminer's wife is Lonesome.....ain't no action here......

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

You ain't gotta go clear to austin to find a lonely double shift miners wife , there are several of them rite here.
Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

Well, football season is over.

Ice fishing is coming to a close soon.

But Turkey season is just around the corner.

I have several NWTF banquets coming up very soon.

So it must be about time to do some spring cleaning behind the bar, no telling what I may find.

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

If you find my bifocals , send them to me!

Where the hell is everybody?

I am practicing my turkey calling skills with an Heirloom Call.

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

If I find them I wont' know they are your's untill I put mine on...
Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

We must have pissed every one off by taking their money at pool table, card table, football bets and charging our drinks to their credit card.......

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

Well, despite bein' broke I managed to bum a few bucks and find my way back here.  Thanks to you guys, my credit cards ain't worth the plastic they're printed on.

 

How have you guys been?

Hey Pyke, have my emails been findin' their way to ya'?   

Holy Shiet!!!! Elkaholic lives and came outta hibernation!

Speaking of hibernation, WTH is Diana???? She been imprisoned by the Thought Police for Lewd Limmericks and Paintings???

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com hand made and hand tuned Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

Yep, I'm alive and well by most standards.  Just been doin' other things with my time.

 

Lady Di's alive and kickin'.  She's as full of piss & vinegar (uh, I mean sugar and spice...) as ever.  She's just had a ton of other stuff on her plate the last couple of months. 

How have you been?  You & Pyke getting tired of starin' at each others' mugs here?

 

Throat's dry.  Whatcha' got to drink?  After the way today went, a nice straight up shot of Mr. Daniels' finest sure sounds good right about now.

 

 

HOWDY!!  Would just like to say howdy to ya'll!  Miss allot of you guys and dolls but have had my belly plumb full of mismanagement!

 

Jeff emailed me so thought I would just drop in. Email me if you want as I don't come here very often anymore! 

Hey Bill,

 

Welcome to the wild west.  Stop in any time you like.

 

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Tom,

 

FYI - Di is no longer a member, and couldn't log in here even if she wanted to.

 

I talked to her last night, and she said to just email her if you like.  She says you should have her email address.

If you don't have it, email me at elkaholic@centurytel.net, and I'll pass it along to ya'.

 

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Well, I found the bottle behind the bar.  Guess I'll just have to polish it off m'self. 

 

Hi Steve, get out of my bottle of Jack, oh well go ahead and drink.

Your e-mails do find there way to my inbox, I am just kinda lousy about replying, but I'll try harder.

 

Now everyone should belly up to the bar and have a drink and we can all tell stories about Di and she won't be able to punish us any,

Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

DAMN, it's gonna be hard to live a good clean life without Lady Di straightening me out! Hand me that bottle of Gentleman Jack!

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985

Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

 Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com  hand made and hand tuned

Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

That's too bad about Lady Di!!!  I don't even drink the hard stuff, but I think I'm going to have to take a swig after old Tom gets done.  Pass that damn bottle this way you old TN hillbilly!!!
Topgun----30-06 NAHC LM NWTF US Army Vet Corp SP5 68-71

Well, looks like I'm going to be the Designated Driver,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, again!!!

 

 

 

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Yeah....right!!! Last time you were designated driver we ended up in.....uh ....nevermind....HSA, NSA, CIA, FBI or LVPD might be looking in....

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985

 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

 Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com  hand made and hand tuned

Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

well I'm staying put here at the bar, driving with you guy's after you have been drinkin is still a lot safer than riding in ted kennedy's trunk......
Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !

WTF??!!??? I think I will go to a forum with more people, like NWT, CN.......

 

Uhhhh....wait, a tourist just walked in with his wife, sis-in-law, and Mother-in-law wearing black socks and a Reno "I'm A Winner" sticker.....flip you Pyke, to see who's behind bar and who's at 9-Ball table...

 

 

 

 

"The person who can take delight in a sweet tune without wanting to learn it, in a beautiful women without wanting to possess her, or in a magnificent head of game without wanting to shoot it, has not got a human heart"--Karen Blixen, "Shadows In The Grass", 1985

 Charter Member-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

 Proud Pro Staffer www.heirloomturkeycalls.com  hand made and hand tuned

Soddy Daisy Tennessee USA

OK, were winners either way, gotta love tourists.
Turkey's flop real good ! Shotguns are a great all purpose tool ! Labs are God's gift to hunter's !