Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 5/5/2005 6:25:14 PM

How bout;

Clinton's
Under the Table Hunts.

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H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/5/2005 4:45:42 PM

First thing we outta do is to chose a name for this local outfitting service!

DeLay's Adventures?
BUSHwackers?
Chappaquidick Rides?

Let's hear more suggestions!

Originally posted by: Toonces on 5/6/2005 1:14:50 PM

Monica's Double D Outfitting Service.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/7/2005 6:59:27 AM

FILLIBUSTER INC. OUTFITTERS.........although I would prefer everything was written in PENCIL. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 5/7/2005 8:45:07 AM

'Whitewater Rafting, LTD.'...."we only go UPstream..."

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 5/7/2005 8:52:21 AM

'Lewinski's Maritime Adventures'...."we take seamen"
..."you'll never come ashore"
..."no loose lips on our ships"

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/11/2005 5:20:46 PM

Well Nick. We are waaaaiiiiitttting. <!--graemlin::p-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/12/2005 8:44:32 AM

I was waiting for more entries before having a vote. Or a filabuster!

Originally posted by: Toonces on 5/12/2005 9:13:40 AM

I vote we have a filibuster!

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/12/2005 12:25:31 PM

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whew!

*(^&#%^$*%&*%^*&)^_(&)(_)&*&%^%*#%$@@%&*^%(&^)_(&_++*)(&*(^%^*%$#@#$%&*^)*&_+)(*_(&*)&%&$#$%@#&@%$*%*^)_&+)*+)*+)*(_**%&*$##$#%^*()(*%$&*&^$%#@!@%$&^%$#@%&*(%^&**......ETC!

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 5/16/2005 8:38:48 PM

What Nick said. <!--graemlin::D-->

H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/24/2005 8:23:42 AM

Fillybuster Outfitting
Out staff of experienced, older guides can put their years of broncbusting to work for you.

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 5/24/2005 11:44:21 AM

Ha,hahahah....
....must be a bunch of 'Pelosi Ponies'...all geldings.... <!--graemlin:;)--> <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/24/2005 1:07:32 PM

Not gelded, just snipped! <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 6/5/2005 1:23:30 AM

Snipped, <!--graemlin::eek:--> Man we all thought you was a Stallion. <!--graemlin::confused:--> <!--graemlin:;)--> <!--graemlin::D-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/5/2005 7:29:30 AM

A lean, mean **x machine!! <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 6/7/2005 8:59:53 PM

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Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: Toonces on 6/8/2005 1:12:32 PM

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Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/8/2005 5:23:53 PM

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Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/9/2005 9:13:04 PM

What? What???
You never heard of a wax machine before??

Heck! When I was in college, I was the number 3 man on the cross country ski team and I was expected to go out first and report back as to which wax to use!
Hey! No guessing on our team part!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/10/2005 6:44:27 AM

I wonder which wax would benefit me the most? I would expect Nick to say honey wax to protect me from all the nice grizzly bears.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/14/2005 7:44:55 AM

Ear wax, Greg!
Defineately, ear wax!!!<!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/18/2005 7:05:44 AM

If I heard you right you recommend beer wax.That is much better than the honey wax. Thanks Nick. <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 7/7/2005 12:44:04 AM

What??? What did he say??? Huh? <!--graemlin::D--> I cunt hear him!

H2O

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 7/7/2005 12:51:59 PM

ha...that's what it was...secks whacks...well, if that don't beat all....

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/11/2005 9:00:49 AM

Secks Whacks? Beating?
Watch it G8R! <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: Toonces on 7/11/2005 11:07:35 AM

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Originally posted by: TNTsd on 7/19/2005 7:11:15 PM

Why would ya want G8R ta watch, Nick? <!--graemlin::confused:--> <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 7/21/2005 1:59:36 PM

...aufschlagen der hartwurst! <!--graemlin::eek:--> mein gott!!

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/21/2005 3:55:28 PM

Sprechen zie Duetch?
Eisel! <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 7/22/2005 2:19:31 PM

(...translation: "Is your azz sukking wind? Watch out!")
<!--graemlin::eek:--> <!--graemlin::p--> <!--graemlin::D--> <!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/22/2005 4:20:32 PM

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Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 8/7/2005 3:25:02 AM

Still think we should shoot some of them BIG hogs they got back there. Hog hunten ought to be easy in DC.

A hog hunt should definatly be in the offerin for the clientel. Don't ya think buds.

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/14/2005 8:52:11 PM

I know that they have Elephants and Jackasses, but where do the PIGS hang out???

Gdodson was wanting to know!!!<!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: Toonces on 8/16/2005 1:45:39 PM

First place I would look is under Bill Clinton's desk.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/16/2005 5:15:08 PM

Mark up one for Hizzoner!
ROFLMAO!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/23/2005 4:56:46 PM

That is just great guys. Wait until I am out gallavanting around and you gentlemen sneak in here and start talking about piggy`s. I was back there last year so I know a few troughs where they hang out. I still have my sandpaper chaps and my rubber ribed gloves.

What do you say Nick, do you want me to take you into the DC jungle and show you the ins and outs of hog hunting in hog heaven.

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 8/23/2005 10:13:31 PM

Sounds to me, gdodson ought to be senior guide for this here new service.

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/24/2005 9:09:03 AM

All in favor, say Aye!
Some of you can just say, Eye, or I!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/24/2005 5:17:20 PM

I vote no. I am to bashful.Unless there is a small stipend involved to pay for the cornmash. Which is bait for the hogs of course.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/25/2005 8:56:50 AM

Cornmash? Sourmash??
Hmmmmmm!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/26/2005 3:32:26 AM

Nick, the key word is stipend not the sour I mean cornmash.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/26/2005 8:48:05 AM

When I think of you strippin, I get nauseus and just wanna puke!
Keep yer clothes on and pass the sourmash!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/26/2005 4:44:19 PM

With the stipend I could get the sourmash and do some sippin before strippin. Quit your grippin and find the stipend.

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 8/27/2005 4:14:23 AM

Wow!!! <!--graemlin::eek:--> <!--graemlin::D-->
Did we just kill something <!--graemlin::eek:--> in DC? Nick! Nick! You still with us? With the words Gdodson just layed out, something must have died. <!--graemlin::eek:--> <!--graemlin::D-->

H2O

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 8/27/2005 7:20:10 AM

Does the speaker unction this function with an injunction.... <!--graemlin::confused:--> Compunction for such and unjunction may foster adjunction. <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/30/2005 2:49:04 PM

Obviously young Greg has been into the corked bottle again!!

Originally posted by: POPS on 8/30/2005 6:21:58 PM

Naw, he don't drink, must have hit his head?

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/30/2005 7:14:38 PM

Nope,stubbed my toe. Kicking all those empty bottles out of camp.

Originally posted by: POPS on 8/30/2005 8:24:07 PM

Pepsi or Coke?

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 8/31/2005 3:35:42 AM

Geeeezzzz, Pops your ruining my image on here. Coke of course. Whoever heard of a coke drinking hog hunter? Especially in DC.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 8/31/2005 2:46:11 PM

Snortin coke and drinkin hog water????

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 9/1/2005 2:38:55 AM

Nick
Snortin Hog an drinkin Coke. You should be ashamed. <!--graemlin::p-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/1/2005 9:38:21 AM

OK,fine! I'm ashamed!
Now what?

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 9/1/2005 10:08:29 AM

Say 10 Hail Corona's and ya might be fogiven. <!--graemlin::D-->
(don't forget to drink the Corona's when you're done hailing em.) <!--graemlin:;)-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/1/2005 1:32:13 PM

I thought the topic was to build a hunting outfitters business? Now I am thinking maybe your running a still thats outfitting an underground bar? Lots of sippin and slippin.

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/1/2005 6:16:11 PM

Do not forget the strippin. Oh yea..........Hail Corona or Coronas.

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/2/2005 7:24:08 AM

Wow Greg, you really have power in that commanding voice! Yesterday about noon a cloud came over, it got dark, and there was a he!! of a racket. I went outside after it lightened up and there was broken glass everywhere. Out where the sage was tall and slowed the fall, I found several hundred bottles that did not break. For me, thats about a ten year beer supply. Next time please make it a dark beer.

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/2/2005 8:45:15 AM

So how tall is the sage in your neck of the desert, POPS?

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/2/2005 12:34:58 PM

Over my head!


POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/2/2005 6:40:47 PM

Over my head too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................................except Pops now has me thinking about a good cold dark beer...............and the smell of sagebrush and pines mixed////////////and elk..............and mule deer............and chukars.........and big trout under under the walking tree over the river........and purple griz poop from eating my gooseberries.........and cold schnapps from the snowbank,,,,,,,,,,and good company.........and waking to a cold tent, wishing someone else would get up and start the fire//////////and the smell of my old partner bull elk up in the hole under the rim where he knows he is safe because I always forget my frying pan,,,,,,,,,and remembering when my son and my best friends son both got their first elk at the same time and thanks Pops and Nick for the memories.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/6/2005 9:58:48 AM

Oh, yes indeed! Yes indeed!

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/6/2005 10:05:26 AM

Sittin on a rock outcropping, keepin and eye on our partner, who was sleeping on his own rock, just a mite farther up the canyon. Whatching as the boar griz walked out of the draw just past him! The bear looked like he was the size of a VW. Our pard just looked asleep! What if that bear came out 100 yds closer our way!<!--graemlin::eek:-->
We'd a had to fire warning shots to wake the dead! LOL!

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/6/2005 12:20:16 PM

The said pard was only resting his eyes for a few seconds! He had an escape route, but no parachute. A great choice huh, rocks or teeth?

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/6/2005 5:54:15 PM

Yelling at said pard to alert him too and show him the old Griz and then watching him scrape all the brown stuff off his rock so he could lay back down and rest his eyes some more. <!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/7/2005 7:28:14 AM

When a fella does not sleep and has the "cold shakes" all night because two pards don't keep the wood stove stoked in his tent during the night, he has to catch a wink now and then. Not to mention the mice that shared my bunk. I think they left the gum and chewed the foil all night.

Yup, thanks for the memories, they brighten my days.

POPS

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 9/7/2005 10:52:44 PM

I hate it when the pards don't stoke the stove. Critters sharing my sleepin bag I can deal with, but a cold stove is so way out of line. <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/8/2005 3:28:00 AM

Before the fire can be stoked........SOMEONE has to cut the fire wood!!!!!!

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/8/2005 11:20:18 AM

I seem to remember that pile of firewood getting smaller and smaller each day! AND I do remember spending time splitting, carrying and stacking!!

What I don't remember is POPS even had a stove in his tent! Heck I don't remember that tent standing up much of the time!

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/8/2005 5:46:38 PM

The only heat I remember getting from the firewood was when running the chainsaw!


No heat in tent = snowload wins.

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/8/2005 6:15:25 PM

At least his tent was a good place to go and get a cold drink. Pops may complain about the mice but wasn`t he calling one Sally and one Betty. Come to think of it, I never saw another mouse after he left. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/8/2005 8:22:43 PM

No no no, it was not Betty, it was cold lips Lucy!
She had a tail that resembled a bull whip. So what else did ya hear when ease dropping?

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/9/2005 5:43:34 AM

Just Nick saying the varmint hunting was a lot better in DC.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/9/2005 8:37:42 AM

ROFLMAO! You guys are killing me!<!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/10/2005 4:53:43 AM

Yup, it appears some folks are easily amused. Is that why a certain pard is always covered with dust or mud? I thought he only tried to blend in with the surroundings! <!--graemlin::confused:-->

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/13/2005 5:15:25 PM

New form of Mutton Busting?

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/13/2005 5:52:24 PM

Nick, I did not know you were interested in Bust....y muttons.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/20/2005 4:04:12 PM

Baaaaad joke Mr. Dodson! Don't leave your day job any time soon.
We may have some foreign clients coming to town. Are you up to guiding them on a foulwater hunt on that long pond by that tall pointy thing?

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/21/2005 3:13:29 AM

Very good point sir. My apologies for the inferior attempt on my part but I just could not stop myself from the attempt.

If I may ask.....what would I be guiding these Europeans for on this Foulweather Hunt.

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 9/21/2005 11:18:23 PM

Pigs, of course. You are our SENOR Guide <!--graemlin::D-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/22/2005 3:34:54 AM

They got pigs in that long pond by the tall pointy thing? Looks like we will be out until 2am every day during the hunt since that is when the best pigs show up. I think Nick and Pops should be in charge of the bait since they have a lot of pig experience.

Originally posted by: POPS on 9/22/2005 6:41:58 AM

Only because the four legged ones like eating what keeps the Mason jars full!

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 9/22/2005 8:30:27 AM

Yup!
2's at 10 are 10's at 2!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/22/2005 5:14:54 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........Me at two. Thats why I called in the professionals. Ya want to meet by the pointy thing or the pond? Are you wearing your piggy I mean ghillie suits and who the heck are we guiding.

Originally posted by: Toonces on 9/26/2005 2:14:35 PM

Your probably guiding some overweight, east coast, know it all, tenderfoot, asthmatic, tree stand hunting, scentlock wearing, flatlander, who is probably a gawd damn lawyer to boot.

Make sure you take him to your best spots!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 9/26/2005 4:59:06 PM

Toonces, until I got to the last part of your message I was sure you were talking about the professionals I called in. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 11/14/2005 3:47:01 PM

Exactly what kind of professionals were ya referring to, Greg?

Originally posted by: gdodson on 11/16/2005 6:13:49 PM

I can`t really answer that question Nick. All I know is one comes from California and the other says he is from Idaho. I hear they can hold their own and one of them camps in the cold, never lights a fire and lets grizzlies lick his toes.

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/2/2005 9:08:30 AM

You hear they can "hold their own" what?

I suppose them holding their own is better than you holding it for them.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/2/2005 8:24:29 PM

WATER! You idgit! WATER!!!!
I feller kin git et up wanderin outside hiz tent in thet neck o' the woods, iffin he caint hold his water all night!!!!

JEEZ!!!!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/4/2005 7:51:41 AM

Is that what was in that bottle? Water?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/4/2005 7:25:45 PM

YUP!
I'll swear to it!!!

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/5/2005 7:04:28 AM

You guys ever hear of bed pans?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/5/2005 9:46:46 AM

Isn't that what ya use to smack the bed bugs with???

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/6/2005 6:15:17 PM

Noooooo...nono...Nick. Don`t you remember? Thats what we baked our biscuits in at hunting camp.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/7/2005 9:58:23 AM

.....and that's why those buggers were so hard to shake out of the pan!!!

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/7/2005 10:04:36 AM

Try a little corn oil on the bottom of the pan first, should prevent that from happening or else get one of those new fangled non stick bed pans.

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 12/7/2005 6:59:01 PM

Cast Iron the only pan to use. Cept they make real COLD bed pans.

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 12/19/2005 10:35:36 AM

SHARK IN THE POOL.

Oh sorry just a lawyer.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/19/2005 5:19:01 PM

Lawyers and cold bed pans? Sounds like an interesting idea.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 12/20/2005 4:15:31 AM

Lawyers and cold dull steel!!!

Originally posted by: POPS on 12/20/2005 5:09:01 AM

Biscuits and pans has got me to wonder,which pan was Greg holding when he served those dark colored biscuits?

POPS

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/20/2005 8:13:28 AM

There is a lawyer lurking around? Where? Who let that in here?

Once lawyer stink gets on yer clothes, you might was well forget hunting. Make sure you stay upwind from it.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 12/20/2005 8:26:16 AM

I here you can get it out with SKUNK

Originally posted by: Toonces on 12/20/2005 8:58:13 AM

What happened ProArcher?

Ugly divorce?
accident?
collections?
contract dispute?
Or just a general healthy dislike of lawyers?

I hope its nothing personal against me.

God knows I can take a joke just as well as I can give one, but I just want to be sure that is all that is going on here. I don't know you well enough to be sure.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 12/20/2005 9:43:11 AM

I Got in a little finder bender my “lawyer” had it postponed because he couldn’t make it, then 3 weeks later I show up in court and NO FREAKING LAWYER. <!--graemlin::mad:--> I handled it my self. <!--graemlin::mad:--> Good thing I only gave him copies of everything, I had the Originals. <!--graemlin::mad:--> It was dismissed no thanks to that little $hit head. <!--graemlin::mad:--> No I didn’t have to pay him anything, yes I did get off, <!--graemlin::mad:--> and IT’S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING. <!--graemlin::mad:-->

Sorry but my blood boils when I think about it.
<!--graemlin::(-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 12/21/2005 2:41:55 AM

Though we were guiding a hunt for some BS'ers? Seasons open for them till the end of the month I think.

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 12/21/2005 11:59:21 AM

Is that the same as lawyers and politicians?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/21/2005 2:33:21 PM

Water Wapiti! The season never closes on the BS'ers! You know that!

Shall we put out some bait? Guys??

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/21/2005 5:10:58 PM

I am on my way Nick. OOOOPPPPPPSS did I just volunteer as bait?

Pops, those were not, I repeat, were not biscuits. I wondered what happened to that pan of......... never mind.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/22/2005 1:46:35 PM

Wholely Sheet!
That ain't wholesome!

Originally posted by: POPS on 12/23/2005 4:01:19 PM

Those "biscuits" sounded more like sinkers when Greg dropped them on that metal plate, must have been froze. So I put them on the manifold of the truck hooked to the horse trailer and forgot about them. Must have been a good smell going into the cab on his way home?

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 12/25/2005 7:30:08 AM

Dang! If POPS stops by Greg's joint on his current rideabout, do ya think Greg might return the favor? <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 12/27/2005 9:15:46 AM

I think he is thinking the same. Took the time to go see him in Cheyenne but he would not answer the door. I think I saw him hiding behind the Christmas tree. I will try to get him in Nebraska before he goes back to his hideout in Idaho.

I am glad to know what that smell was.....I thought I ate to much oh his chile the night before.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/11/2006 8:50:34 AM

Hellooooo, Helloooooooooooo, Echooooooo, Echooooooooooo. <!--graemlin::confused:-->

Hummmmmmmmm is everyone up on the hill or what?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/11/2006 9:05:33 AM

Yes!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/11/2006 5:42:32 PM

Nick, you had better come on down. I think that is Brokeback ridge your squatting on. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 4:53:18 AM

<!--graemlin::)--> Good morning there guys and gals, another foggy day in Virginia. Looked outside and thought someone had sent me to London. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/12/2006 4:59:35 AM

Morning Ray. It is snowing and the wind blowing here.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 5:17:01 AM

I ordered snow but it's on back order. could awhile before we see it

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/12/2006 8:33:16 AM

Listen up, you Wyoming goat herder! It's the weather in D.C. that's important to this thread!
Don't be getting off the subject!
PA! Do you wear a pointy hat and shoes whilst flangin arrows? <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 9:22:44 AM

Nick are you just tiring to put us off. Or are you just one of them their POLITICANS. If you are one of them then I can understand.
Everyone knows the brother hood of sharks.
IE: Sharks, Rattle snakes, all other shakes. Lawyers, used car salesman, and of course people working in politic

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 10:55:09 AM

Aaahaa just as I suspected a Sand Shark come in and bump and RUN <!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

Now let’s see if he responds to a little chumming <!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 10:58:43 AM

CHUM, CHUM,CHUM, CHUM,CHUM, CHUM, <!--graemlin::p--> <!--graemlin::rolleyes:--> <!--graemlin::p-->

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 11:45:36 AM

Need more CHUM

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/12/2006 11:49:40 AM

Hay gdodson ever been Shark fishing. I still got lots of Chum. A chumming we will go, A chumming we will go, Hi ho the marry-o, A chummmmming we will gooooooooooooooooooooo.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/12/2006 4:51:55 PM

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning???

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/12/2006 8:15:11 PM

.....mean while, back at the camp....
POPS was talking about Greg's biscuits and.....

Iffin I remember right, when I was pullin out, Greg was up to both elbows in water, tryin to help Steve get the front end of his truck put back together! In the middle of the crick, no less!
He shoulda used those biscuits for replacement parts!!!

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/13/2006 5:07:48 AM

Do you think we could use some of those biscuits to pull the shark bait deeper?

And to answer your first insulting inquire they don’t make pointy hats to fit this cranium. Air would leak out the ears but matter expands making the cranium larger. And for the pointy shoes when I can find pointy foot ware to fit these feet (and it is true what they say about a man with big feet) they are not shoes they are BOOTS. And yes I have bronco busted, cleaned stalls, I have ridden a fence line, and taught city slicker how not to get killed on a freaking horse.

And by the way dude you don’t have to use that old toxic board wax any more, you should think about switching to some less aromatic I think the fumes are getting to ya.
And for god’s sake just manage it don’t test um.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/13/2006 9:59:49 AM

Mean while back in ole Va.

This Afternoon
Mostly cloudy. Highs in the upper 60s. South winds around 10 mph.
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Tonight
Showers with a chance of thunderstorms. Breezy with lows around 50. South winds 15 to 20 mph.
Saturday
Partly sunny in the morning...then becoming mostly cloudy. A 30 percent chance of showers. Breezy and cooler with highs in the mid 50s. Southwest winds 15 to 20 mph.
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Saturday Night
Cloudy. A chance of showers in the evening. Windy and much cooler with lows in the mid 30s. West winds 15 to 20 mph...becoming northwest 20 to 25 mph after midnight. Chance of rain 30 percent.
Sunday
Partly sunny in the morning...then clearing. Windy with highs around 50. Northwest winds 20 to 25 mph with gusts to 35 mph.
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Sunday Night and Martin Luther King Jr Day
Mostly clear. Lows around 30. Highs around 50.
Monday Night
Mostly clear in the evening...then becoming partly cloudy. Not as cool with lows around 40.
Tuesday
Partly sunny. Milder. Highs in the mid 60s.
Tuesday Night
Partly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers. Not as cool with lows around 50.
Wednesday
Mostly cloudy with a 50 percent chance of showers. Highs in the upper 50s.
Wednesday Night
Mostly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers. Cooler with lows around 40.
Thursday
Mostly cloudy in the morning...then becoming partly sunny. Highs around 50.



Humidity: 73%
Dew Point: 57 °F / 14 °C
Wind: 8 mph / 13 km/h from the SSW
Pressure: 29.92 in / 1013 hPa (Falling)
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 1 out of 16
Clouds: Overcast 7500 ft / 2286 m
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Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/13/2006 10:29:50 AM

WHOA THERE!!
Let's not get your panties all in a bunch!
You've joined a long running humor thread and all of a sudden you seem to be getting upset!
We've been "insulting" you archers for years on this BB with the pointy hats and booties thing! Only problem that I know of is that you are the first one to get "insulted" by failing to find the humor.
I suggest that you go to another thread that will not be throwing about bits of humor and dry wit.
I sure hope you didn't think that the "Wyoming goat herder" was aimed at you! Nawww you couldn't have. You don't live in Wyoming, Greg does!!
Your comments regarding, "old toxic board wax", has myself and some of the others on this thread wondering what you are getting at!
I've never been in any discussions with you on any other threads, so I have no idea who you are, nor have I any opinion of you, but what you are saying here may be taken in ways you may not want or meant.

Originally posted by: Toonces on 1/13/2006 11:03:43 AM

What Nick said.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/13/2006 11:13:48 AM

<!--graemlin::)--> I know you where just funning and so was I. You would really have to work at insulting me. <!--graemlin::)--> I love the bantering back and fourth.

And ok let me slo____w dow____n s___o yo___u ca___n un__der st__and Cal__i__for__n__ia Home of the surfer dude!

<!--graemlin::)--> And just to repeat my self I did not get insulted. As for the panties in a bunch, naw I prefer thongs. <!--graemlin::)-->
<!--graemlin::(--> <!--graemlin::(--> <!--graemlin::(--> <!--graemlin::(-->
If I hurt your feelings I apologize
But if your skin is that thin I’ll back off
If you would like to continue funning around I hang out in the Buckeye Saloon in Ohio, Drop I’ll buy ya a virtual drink and lunch.
Again I apologize If I hurt your feelings

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/13/2006 11:14:39 AM

Hay Toonces how it going

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/13/2006 12:28:39 PM

PA
Your apology is not needed as you didn't hurt anyone's feelings. Just tryin to let you know how things are.
Now about the pointy hat and booties.....Oh ****! I forgot about the tights! <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/13/2006 12:50:46 PM

Nick,

I did not think you insulted Captain Kangaroo, but for someone who jumped in the septic, he cannot expect to come out smelling like a rose. The only way the humor can get drier is from a popcorn that toots!

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/13/2006 5:49:17 PM

Nick, I did use them for parts. They make great balljoints with a couple slices of plastic from Pops cooler to cut down on the friction.
You missed a great treat after the mechanicing.Pops,Steve and I had a snack. You guessed it biscuits with gooseberry jelly on top. It is a pretty complicated receipe but with a little Schnaaps we figured it out. Next you missed a great supper. Pops would not tell us what it was but it sure looked terrible. After I blindfolded myself it did not taste to bad and then of course we had biscuits for dessert. Come to think of it Pops pancakes the next morning kinda looked like biscuits also. How many of those damn things did he make anyway. I even used em as ballast later after all that Schnaaps.

Originally posted by: Two Tales on 1/13/2006 10:21:52 PM

Nick ol'boy,

I do believe you to be mistaken...seems I remember someone that was upset about the tights thing...only we couldn't figure out if it was because he couldn't find them in pink or in his size..so he wore a dress instead...or did I just have to many meds that night?????<!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

TT

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/14/2006 8:56:58 AM

TT,
I do believe the dress thing was MarlandS! The pics didn't lie!
My tights are either green, brown, blue or grey and I always wear my woolies over them, while packing a RIFLE!!! <!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/14/2006 12:01:07 PM

Why did everyone leave camp two days early? I still had lots of good grub cooked and also some special desserts. I forgot and left them out one night and the Griz's would not sample them. And during the day the Clarks Jays aka camp robbers, did not eat one! So, to make a long story short, I brought them home and froze the whole sack full.

PS Who is coming to camp this year?

POPS

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 1/14/2006 7:48:45 PM

POPS
I'll concider next year, only, after I hear what's leftover from camp this year. <!--graemlin::eek:--> <!--graemlin::D-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/14/2006 8:09:56 PM

.....evidently not the griz or the camp robbers!!!

Pro Archer!! Come on and junp back into this frey! No one wants you to run off!! You've got the wit to make some input on this thread, so get on back here!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/15/2006 7:51:20 AM

Pops, when are you leaving town on your next adventure? Oh,just a random thought, where is your freezer and do you keep it locked? <!--graemlin::D-->

Many posts later and I still have no clue as to what the weather is like in DC. You guys seem to get off on these random threads and forget why we are here. <!--graemlin::)-->

I volunteer for the cook position at the next camp. I think Pops should be in charge of keeping the stoves going. On second thought that might not be a good idea since he seems to prefer shivering to lighting a fire. We need to assign him a task before he offers to bring the biscuit mix again. ANY IDEAS. <!--graemlin::confused:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/15/2006 8:30:30 AM

None that anyone would care to hear!!

Originally posted by: Heavy Chevy on 1/15/2006 4:35:59 PM

<!--graemlin::cool:-->Hey whats up BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHS hehehehehehehehehe

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/15/2006 7:15:21 PM

HC, my Bro!!
So now ya found out where we hang out!!!
Pull up a stool and join the BS!!!!

Originally posted by: Heavy Chevy on 1/15/2006 7:23:52 PM

<!--graemlin::cool:-->Sure thing bro been hiding over in michigan so long forgot about the rest of the bb hehehehe

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/16/2006 4:19:20 AM

Nick I didn’t run off had to wait till I came back to work ooops sorry for the bad language. I ‘m not familiar with you hunt camp but I would sure like Pops recipe for those Biscuits. Sounds like they would be great pothole filler. Tougher then rock with better traction.

Ok I will fess up but only once, remember Robin Hood Men in Tights, well I was little John. It did take a bit of acting because I swim very well. And for those who are confused <!--graemlin::confused:--> by that go rent the movie.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/16/2006 7:14:56 AM

OK gdodWindchill: 32 °F / 0 °C
Humidity: 48%
Dew Point: 19 °F / -7 °C
Wind: 7 mph / 11 km/h from the ENE
Pressure: 30.02 in / 1016 hPa
Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers
UV: 1 out of 16
Clouds: Scattered Clouds 12000 ft / 3657 m
Mostly Cloudy 25000 ft / 7620 m
(Above Ground Level)
son here ya go

Today
Partly sunny. Highs in the upper 30s. North winds around 5 mph...becoming southeast this afternoon.
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Tonight
Partly cloudy in the evening...then mostly cloudy with a slight chance of rain after midnight. Lows in the lower 30s...with temperatures steady or slowly rising after midnight. East winds around 5 mph. Chance of rain 20 percent.
Tuesday
Cloudy. Rain likely...mainly during the afternoon. Highs in the lower 50s. East winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60 percent.
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Tuesday Night
Rain. Lows in the lower 50s. Southeast winds 10 to 15 mph...becoming southwest after midnight.
Wednesday
Cloudy. A chance of rain showers early...changing to snow showers in the afternoon. Breezy with highs in the lower 50s...then temperatures falling through the 40s during the afternoon. West winds 15 to 25 mph. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.
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Wednesday Night
Mostly cloudy and cooler with lows in the lower 30s.
Thursday
Mostly sunny. Highs around 50.
Thursday Night
Partly cloudy. Lows in the lower 30s.
Friday
Partly cloudy. Highs in the mid 50s.
Friday Night
Partly cloudy. Lows in the upper 30s.
Saturday
Partly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of rain. Highs in the lower 50s.
Saturday Night
Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain and snow showers. Lows in the mid 30s. Chance of precipitation 30 percent.
Sunday
Mostly cloudy with a chance of rain and snow showers. Highs in the upper 40s. Chance of precipitation 40 percent.

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/16/2006 7:35:08 AM

That sounds like perfect weather for Greg to be scouting waterfowl from his ultralight. <!--graemlin:;)--> What else ya want to know Greg?

There was nothing wrong with my sinkers, it was the so called syrup Nick brought back from the woods in a shovel.

Oh yeah Greg, when your up flying with the snows and honkers and wishing one would make a meal, remember I have a sack of ammo that is quiet. <!--graemlin::D-->

POPS

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/16/2006 9:27:31 AM

And I digress back to the pointy hats our club has put a ban on them cense 2 years ago there was a tragic accident, The board members stood to take the oath of office and not wanting to knock their hats on the floor they placed them on their chairs. After the oath was completed all new board members sat down witch resulted in a 911 call witch placed the whole board in the hospital. S o we had to elect an emergency board to take their place. And I hope you see where this is going. This Board also ended up in the hospital. So we immediately voted to ban the hats. So far the shoes have been no problem, but they are a help a tournaments when someone accidentally shoots an arrow up in a tree. Makes climbing a breeze.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/17/2006 9:02:31 AM

I'm sorry guys am I going toooooooo Fast for ya

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/17/2006 11:06:08 AM

O k - I S - T H I S - B E T T E R

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/17/2006 4:31:56 PM

Yeah ya are going a mite fast! Sometimes we don't get back to this site for days!

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/18/2006 5:21:51 AM

O K I ' l l s l o w d o w n <!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 1/18/2006 7:01:04 AM

The accident at ProArchers club meeting must have been awful. Now they must be Cylinder Bore and not Full Choke.

POPS

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/18/2006 8:15:58 AM

Let’s just say tree stand are not needed. They just sit on top like a Christmas tree angle. <!--graemlin::D--> <!--graemlin::D--> <!--graemlin::D--> <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 1/19/2006 12:40:00 AM

I thought we was huntin in DC along that great pond. Should be plenty of game with all the A$$es around.

I thought we had selected a guide, tryed and true. To guide all to the trophies, and right the Red, White and Blue.

Now I find, with some misstrust.
That others may have infrtated us.

That's what I get for thinkin. <!--graemlin::)-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/19/2006 4:37:47 AM

Hay I'll ask my club Pres. if he wants to sit on top of the concrete tree near the end of that long pond. He has a really BIG hat size so he should fit nicely. <!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/20/2006 8:46:36 AM

Ok let’s show them what the NAHC is all about

Ok Ladies and gents we have a new member who has posted in the archery forum a problem with a Bow supplier. He and his daughter are from Wales; He joined the club and has asked for our help. Please go to Archery—Hi I’m new……But also need help

Come on guys lets goat this low life into making good on the sale

Originally posted by: Bowstick Archery on 1/21/2006 10:39:07 AM

I would appreciate it if you not call my a lowlife anymore. Its quite offensive when you don't even know me or the full story and your name calling... not very sportsmanlike, now is it?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/21/2006 7:30:09 PM

Where do they keep coming from?

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 1/21/2006 10:58:15 PM

PA drug him in here from the Archery forum. Maybe in time they'll learn. Read what ya wrote before ya hit the post button. <!--graemlin:;)-->

And now, back to Heavy's post;

quote:

Sure thing bro been hiding over in michigan so long forgot about the rest of the bb hehehehe

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/22/2006 9:16:28 AM

Broncs and Hawks in the Big Game.

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 1/23/2006 6:45:49 AM

I read it, I spell checked it, and I posted it. And now he is communicating with his customer. It's all good. <!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D--><!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/23/2006 8:15:19 AM

No, Greg!
Thieves and Gulls!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/23/2006 12:06:26 PM

Yes,Yes,Yes. Once again my heart is broken. Now I have to root for the towel people. AFC all the way.

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 1/24/2006 10:53:41 PM

Damn
I new you guys were going to root for Denver, or anyone that beat em.

OH WELL, GO HAWKS!!!

Nick/Greg
Ya wana wager? Some hunting or fishin? Maybe a 12 pack of Coronas? Long as I get to share em. <!--graemlin::D-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 1/25/2006 7:57:57 AM

I'm in on that wager, Deano!
12 pack of Corona's......on ice!!!<!--graemlin::D-->

I'll take The Steelers!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 1/25/2006 5:24:36 PM

I will bet Nick`s twelve pack also. Matter of fact I will double the bet for us. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 1/26/2006 8:59:39 PM

I'll take those wagers. And winner serves. Gulls lose it, I bring the 12's to your places you pop the tops. Gulls win, I'll have a bottle opener waitin. <!--graemlin:;)--> (Sorry Nick, don't have a rock wall. We'll have to use a conventional bottle opener). <!--graemlin::)-->

GO HAWKS

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 2/3/2006 4:33:15 PM

I can't speak for Dodson, but I'm building up a thirst!!
Yes I can speak for Greg! He's thirsty too! He's always thirsty! In fact he's a lush!! A thirsty lush, I might add!!!

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 2/5/2006 1:07:25 AM

Looking forward ta sharing them Corona's with you thirsty guys, at my place.
Prediction: You'll be supplying the beer; I'll be supplying the can opener.

Hellmaybe I'll make it easy for ya, an move to Wyoming. <!--graemlin::D-->

Go Hawks <!--graemlin::)-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: gdodson on 2/5/2006 8:27:59 AM

Darn right I am thirsty. Still waiting on that mule train carrying the tequila. It must have got bogged down in Idaho somewhere. Pops seems to be in hideing or a stupor. Wonder if that has anything to do with it?
You can forget the bottle opener. After much scouting I found a rock which should work just fine. Dean I am not sure about that Corona stuff, make mine a good dark beer.After some snooping I found that Pittsburgh has a Wyoming boy on its defense. He graduated from a Utah University but was raised in Greybull Wy. Sorry but the Hawks do not have a chance now. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 2/9/2006 5:45:48 AM

Greg
Ya got a rack of cold dark ones comin. <!--graemlin::cool:--> Was a time the caps would come off with my teeth, gettin old and that don't work any more. Nick , be sure, has a mighty fine rock wall that'll take them caps off any bottle! I'll leave the bottle opener at home and trust your rock will stand up to Nicks wall. <!--graemlin::D-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: G8RHED on 2/9/2006 10:53:51 AM

<!--graemlin::eek:-->Bottle Opener <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 2/9/2006 5:40:57 PM

I sure won`t offer the above bottle opener but Nick might. <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 2/13/2006 9:21:28 PM

I'll bring my own opener. <!--graemlin::eek:--> <!--graemlin::)-->

Hey Nick
Chenny wasn't one of the Guides we signed on was he?

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 2/20/2006 7:37:32 PM

NOPE!
Shooting instructor!!!

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 2/21/2006 12:42:01 AM

LOL <!--graemlin::D-->
Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: ProArcher on 2/25/2006 6:30:26 AM

Good morning DC. Just dropped in so you wouldn't think you ran me off.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/5/2006 6:46:24 PM

So just exactly who, is our Quail hunting guide anyway?
No a guy named Dan, I hope!!

Originally posted by: Toonces on 3/7/2006 1:01:47 PM

He would probably spell quail, quaile.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/12/2006 6:48:59 AM

I do not think Dan is available. Last I heard he was doing the ET Spelling Bee Tour.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/12/2006 6:06:40 PM

......toe or to!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/15/2006 5:12:16 PM

I guess everyone is scairt to admit they don`t know. <!--graemlin::confused:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/15/2006 8:26:02 PM

Po' tay 2 !!!!!!!????
Pa ta terrr!!!!!!????
Pa ta toe!!!!?????
Tater!
Spud!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/16/2006 2:23:08 PM

pay to her!!!!

Originally posted by: POPS on 3/17/2006 5:25:05 AM

How much do you pay her, and for WHAT?

Are you trying to hire a replacement cook?

Or would it be for nighthawking the mice?

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/17/2006 8:22:56 AM

I was trying to spell tater..

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/17/2006 8:26:06 AM

Tater? Is that her name? What are ya gonna spell her for?
Nawwww! I ain't gonna go there!! <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/17/2006 1:15:48 PM

I am trying to educate her so she will feel comfortable meeting you scholarly gentlemen. <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/26/2006 6:54:08 PM

You mean POPS???<!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/29/2006 3:33:30 AM

Good question. I will think about that one and get back to you. <!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 3/29/2006 7:28:54 AM

Greg must be worried about loosing the barmaid to greener pastures? <!--graemlin::)-->

POPS

ps......keep thinking

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/29/2006 7:44:33 AM

You know that thinking always gives Greg a headache!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/29/2006 8:40:57 AM

That isn`t all that hurts. Dang onery barmaids anyway. Guess I will keep her a little longer though. Nice to have someone to talk to on these long winter nights. <!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/30/2006 8:39:44 AM

I thought you told us that she was deaf and dumb!!<!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/30/2006 8:43:06 AM

I said talk to.....I did not say she talked back.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/30/2006 10:18:38 AM

Well DUH me!!

Originally posted by: POPS on 3/30/2006 2:53:13 PM

Open mouth, insert......... <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/31/2006 8:19:56 AM

I can only believe that the last post was directed to Nick. <!--graemlin::)-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 3/31/2006 10:15:52 AM

Now that sounds like something that one of those Wyoming gurlymen would say!!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 3/31/2006 10:46:46 AM

Nightmares of Brokeback gully Hollywood thinking.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 4/21/2006 8:55:35 AM

They filming an new movies around there lately?

Originally posted by: gdodson on 4/21/2006 2:44:48 PM

Yeah!! The Ruining Of Wyoming........ Coalbed Methane wells every eighth mile thru out the Red Desert, Powder River country, Pinedale, and eventually the Bighorn Basin. Glad I knew it while it was a Great Place. <!--graemlin::mad:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 4/21/2006 3:42:17 PM

Damn sorry to hear that, Greg!

Man! You sure know how to stop the party!
But then I guess that I sure can't blame ya!!!

Can we get a posse of the boys together and go
string some of those earl well zicutives up?

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 4/26/2006 2:11:30 AM

Guess I'm one of those guys chasin the coal bed methane. Sorry Greg!!! <!--graemlin::(--> Teach accepted the job in Green River, I'm still waitin for a phone call from an employer over there. Looks like we'll be movin that direction by the end of June. I’d like ta think of it being a good thing, but know takin habitat is not. <!--graemlin::(-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 4/26/2006 8:57:06 AM

I'll get a rope!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 4/26/2006 3:08:16 PM

For tripping or hanging? <!--graemlin::p-->

Originally posted by: H2O Elkaholic on 4/26/2006 4:22:34 PM

Can't even guess how many Corona's this is going to cost me. <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

Dean
H2O

Originally posted by: NICK W on 4/26/2006 8:23:24 PM

Dammit Greg! Ya put the rope around the Water Wapiti's neck when he's on the horse and take the other end and trip the horse!!!
The horse falls down and breaks his neck and then ya jump the Water Wapiti while he still under the horse and steal all his beer!!!

I guess it's been a long winter back there, huh Greg?

Originally posted by: gdodson on 4/27/2006 2:34:38 PM

Leave it to you bankers to muddy up the waters and make things seem difficult. I was going to keep it quiet until he approached the Wyo border then throw out one of those nail strips to give him a couple flats. While he was out changing his tire I was going to sneak out from behind my sagebrush, drain his radiater, and when his vehicle heated up and he was trying to find some water out there in the barrens I was going to steal his keys. While he was gone to town to get the dealer to make him a key I was going to steal his beer put the keys in the ignition and lock the doors. Then it would be simple to throw the beer in the panniers, climb on old nag and ride 400 miles home. He would not have had a clue. Later I could have let him help drink his own beer and he would have praised me as a generous fella. <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 4/27/2006 6:24:09 PM

And the LONG winter continues.........


POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 4/28/2006 8:38:23 AM

Well! Looky who crawled out of a snowdrift!
POPS, we'd given you up for winterkill! Rumor has it that the buzzard flock over the Owyhee's had grown considerable over the winter!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 4/28/2006 2:02:55 PM

I heard that too. From what I gather the Owmyknees are great habitat for certain types of buzzards.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/19/2006 7:36:04 PM

The Owyhee is just north of the Soreknee!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/20/2006 4:37:40 AM

I gotta get a good map. <!--graemlin::cool:-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/21/2006 6:17:57 AM

Does the map show crutch tracks?
POPS has invested heavily in crutches ever since the barmaid visited him.
I think he tried to shake a leg a mite too hard!
Or wuz that a hard leg he tried to .......
Nawwww! I better not go there! <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/21/2006 10:59:12 AM

Either way the map should show crutch tracks. I will have to check the map again with my magnifying glass.

Originally posted by: POPS on 5/22/2006 7:50:53 AM

Look for the buzzards flying in a circle and then follow the blood trail from the gut pile. I will be making jerky.

I am in an infamous place, remember Bull Basin on the Owyhee and my ole bud Claude?

Be sure and give me some warning when ya plan to show up. Not a good place to sneak into someones camp.

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/22/2006 8:47:31 AM

....You...You're......POPS DALLES???
Father of the infamous Claude Dalles????

Now I understand why them buzzards is always circling!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/22/2006 12:07:23 PM

I wondered why that jerky you brought out here tasted funny. Never heard of Vulture jerky before. I found ya on the map. Be careful where you step especially behind that big rock to your right. Looks like Nick was camped their last week.

Originally posted by: POPS on 5/25/2006 6:18:08 AM

I have heard the saying "ya smell like what ya eat". If true, and it had been sugar jerky there would not be a need for the scentlock suit. <!--graemlin::D-->

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/25/2006 9:03:37 AM

Holy Crap!!! Do I smell fishy??<!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/25/2006 10:23:39 AM

Would you answer that question Pops?

Originally posted by: POPS on 5/26/2006 6:20:46 AM

I thought someone had placed ****ers and carp in that canyon for bear bait and thats why I smelled fish. I did not know a couple guys were still camped there while looking for a runaway barmaid.

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/26/2006 8:36:25 AM

What makes you think she ran away???

Originally posted by: Toonces on 5/26/2006 10:43:22 AM

He probably saw the vapor trail she left.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 5/27/2006 5:57:33 AM

Where is Claude anyway?

Toonces, I think you are right about the vapor trail. Said all she had to eat was carp and baked beans, for 2 weeks ,while carrying wood for a jerky smoking fire in some canyon.

Originally posted by: THREE DOGS on 5/30/2006 5:39:48 AM

I don't think that was the barmaid. That was Hellery leaving the smelly vapor trail as she going to sit on the tall pointey thing. She seams to prefer that to Bills cigars.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/30/2006 8:45:40 AM

Welcome to the chit chat, Dawgs!

Originally posted by: THREE DOGS on 5/30/2006 9:32:56 AM

Thanks Nick POPS invited me over to this big city hunting thingy ya see. Never been on one but will see if i can get the hang of it.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 5/30/2006 1:15:43 PM

Hey gang! 3D wants us to hang him!
Somebody get a rope!

Originally posted by: POPS on 5/31/2006 8:31:49 PM

No rope in this rig, will some barbed wire work or would it hurt him too much?

POPS

Originally posted by: Toonces on 6/1/2006 7:04:51 AM

Depends on what we attach it to.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/1/2006 5:03:24 PM

How about the barmaid?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/1/2006 5:18:28 PM

There ya go again, Greg! Tryin to get rid of the evidence, err, I mean the barmaid!
We're talkin about hangin 3D with barbed wire and you get the itch to tie up the barmaid.

Exactly how familier is this barmaid with you???

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/3/2006 4:58:24 AM

Now Nick, I was only suggesting that we use the barmaid to tie the rope off to. That would eventually shift the blame on the hanging back to Pops. She would return to the nearest familiar area which would be Pops pasture.They would track her there and the rest of us would be free to plan the next escapade. As for familiar, we are very familiar. She knows my assumed name and the location of someones line shack in Devil`s Canyon.

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/3/2006 6:31:00 AM

If the poor barmaid cannot free herself from the barbed wire she may have THREE DOGS in tow?


POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/4/2006 7:52:57 PM

If that's the case, I sure hope that 3D knows how to water ski when she decides to cross the river!
From what I understand, she has an aversion to water, (bathing), and will probably cross the stream doing about 50 mph!!

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/5/2006 10:04:44 AM

Now I understand why a certain person wanted a scentlock suit! And I doubt it was for the barmaid!

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/7/2006 8:23:55 PM

OK, which one of you stole the barmaid? Last time I saw her was this morning strutten in front of the mirror after trying on her new flippers and snorkel. I want my supper so send her back pronto.

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/9/2006 3:22:57 AM

Fresh clean air here so she is not within 50 miles.

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/9/2006 2:33:34 PM

Sounds like a suspicious excuse to me.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/9/2006 3:25:20 PM

You didn't tell us she was into "diving", Greg!

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/10/2006 6:13:00 AM

Was it really a snorkel?

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/11/2006 10:14:54 AM

Snorkel??
Oh! I thought he was discribing her laugh!!

Originally posted by: THREE DOGS on 6/16/2006 11:00:37 AM

So she makes them pig sounds huh. She only do that when she's diving?

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/18/2006 7:03:59 AM

She does it when she laughs, sleeps, farts and moans!!!

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/20/2006 12:14:30 PM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............it may not be my place to ask but how do you know that.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/20/2006 1:16:05 PM

POPS told me!!!<!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/22/2006 5:55:54 AM

What???

Ya must not have had Tonto with ya to decifer that smoke signal about the barmaid. <!--graemlin::rolleyes:-->

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/22/2006 8:31:30 AM

Well looky what the coyotes drug in!!!
Howdy POPS! How's the burrs treatin ya?

Originally posted by: THREE DOGS on 6/22/2006 2:03:04 PM

I think he's just SLINGING them around.

Originally posted by: gdodson on 6/22/2006 7:49:33 PM

YEA...he is slinging it alright and it is all one handed.

Originally posted by: POPS on 6/23/2006 4:43:57 AM

<!--graemlin::(--> <!--graemlin::rolleyes:--> <!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: NICK W on 6/23/2006 1:25:56 PM

I'll bet it took him three hours to type that reply with one hand and his toes!!!<!--graemlin::D-->

Originally posted by: THREE DOGS on 6/23/2006 5:50:39 PM

Don't look kike he did any typin just clicked on a few things <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 7/10/2006 6:20:29 AM

I am back to using two fingers again, one on each hand. <!--graemlin::)--> Can really give 'em he!! now........

POPS

Originally posted by: gdodson on 7/10/2006 1:44:27 PM

Before I make any smart a$$ comments I want to know which finger on each hand is operational.

Originally posted by: POPS on 7/15/2006 7:45:12 AM

Trigger finger.

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/17/2006 8:28:10 AM

Ya pull the trigger with your middle finger???<!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 7/20/2006 6:45:08 PM

Just make sure you pull the trigger, not your finger! <!--graemlin::eek:-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 7/21/2006 7:17:28 PM

Dang, I take a couple days off and.......if I was a chicken I would be plucked!

POPS

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/22/2006 8:51:02 AM

Soooooo.......
What should we do with this plucked chicken???

Originally posted by: fd-ems-emt on 7/22/2006 6:53:34 PM

Hi Guys,
So this is where the fun is I hear,,,

Pluck'd chicken?? is it alive ??

Originally posted by: NICK W on 7/23/2006 6:20:48 AM

Not according to the barmaid!!<!--graemlin:;)-->

Originally posted by: POPS on 7/23/2006 5:28:03 PM

Ah ha, Nick must have the barmaid. Its no wonder Greg can't find her!

POPS

Originally posted by: David Naumann on 7/23/2006 7:33:28 PM

Let him have her! From the sound of things, she can't demonstrate the proper way to clean a clam. <!--graemlin::(-->