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Foxworthy: Share The Joys Of Hunting Camp

By: Jeff Foxworthy

Oct 18

If I couldn’t laugh, I wouldn’t want to go hunting.

Little does it matter where I'm going or what I'm hunting ... I know I'm about to have a good time with friends. The camaraderie and the moments of deer camp over the years are kind of like the bedrock of my life.
My grandparents had a farm, and growing up I knew there was always a place for me to wet a fishing line or climb a tree. 

I hunted 3 years before I saw my first deer—it was a doe that gave me the butterflies so bad I couldn’t even reach for my rifle. It's funny how some things never change. I guess I see a few more deer today on my farm, but nothing compares to the lies I tell at camp dinner with the guys. This is one my favorites: “I really knew that stand was going to pay off today, fellas! It was just a parade of deer all day! I let them walk by because they were a little too small.”

On the other hand, some things do change. As you look at how the lifestyle in this country has shifted, many of the old family farms have gone away. As I get older, I feel the responsibility of the baton in my hand—in all of our hands—to make sure that 50 years from now there are still wild places with wild animals where we can go and be ourselves with friends and family.

I can honestly say that I'll never get tired of the joys of hunting. I never thought seeing LarryThe Cable Guy crawl out of the top bunk in his britches at 3 a.m. hollering, “Let’s Git-R-Done!” would be a joy. But it is. At deer camp, the chop busting seems funnier. The meals taste a little better. The sleep you get—even if it's short—is sounder. And, of course, the lies are more impressive.

But it’s no lie that the bliss found in hunting camps around the country is a central reason we go hunting. I've been hunting with the same friends for 20-something years, and if we put a tag on a few animals, great. If not, we still know we're going to have fun.

I wish all the members of NAHC plenty of great times in the stand, at the cabin and around the campfire this fall. Just be sure to tell your uncle to go easy on the beans ... and doe urine is not a substitute for a quick wash in the creek!

What's your favorite part about hunting camp? Share your comments below.

9 comments

# lturley
Thursday, October 18, 2012 2:03 PM
Well let's see... there was the time my brother's best friend realized a little too late that the late night drinking and chow did not exactly sit satisfactorily with his delicate digestive system. The real problem though was that he was in a coverall completely outfitted with every pack and utility belt contraption Cabela's could dream up. By the time mother nature was through with him... well, let's just say that he had to take a quick wash in the pond... in temps well below freezing! But probably my favorite is when we took a midday "break" from hunting to go logging on behalf of the landowner, the Uncle of my brother-in-law. Another bro-in-law (we'll call him Duke) took along his rifle, just in case. Well it has always fascinated me how deer are attracted to chainsaws. Sure enough, Duke spies one less than 100 yards out. He fires and the doe stands her ground. So BLAM, he fires again. BLAM, BLAM, BLAM. "I think I hit her." "Well, hell, I would hope so!", I said. We searched for the non-existent blood trail for the better part of an hour. On the way back, Uncle tells his nephew to rid his pond of a nuisance critter (again about 100 yds out). BLAM... BLAM... the critter takes off unscathed. Uncle asks, "What's the matter nephew, you using Duke's gun?" Okay, so I don't hunt with master marksmen that decorate the pages of NAHC with their great bounty. But let me tell you we always have a great time full of memories we will never forget.
# npaul
Thursday, October 18, 2012 4:43 PM
One of the great memories I have was just this last year during an elk hunt. We had a pretty rough go of it hiking through some nasty country up some steep hill sides only to get the drop on another hunter. On our way out (which seemed worse than when we came in) I noticed a squirrel sitting on a log chewing on a pine cone. Squirrels are particularly obnoxious acting like natures little alarm system so I already had it out for them. I looked over, drew my bow and let the arrow fly. I just missed him and knocked the cone out of his paws.
I have never seen an animal so visibly angry in my life. He followed us for some time making very determined bark-like sounds and staring right at me. I’m pretty sure he was cussing.
# Dale.jr
Thursday, October 18, 2012 8:06 PM
Friends and Family,I took my wife hunting Monday the 18th.We had loads of fun sitting in the blind.It was almost as fun as fun the 16th when we had our kids with us.I do however hope your right in fifty years I am concerned if there will be places to enjoy the wildlife in the wild.I would miss the friendships as hunters we make with one another,and the adventure of the outdoors we encounter.I have seen and killed many deer,hogs,rabbits,squirrels,quail,grouse,pheasants,varmints and turkeys..They were all killed in the woods and clubs I have been a member of and today it is such a great honor to be a member of our NAHC too share stories,lies,and most importantly the camaraderie we share as hunters,and leaders of the next legacy of hunters and friends..
# jayree
Friday, October 19, 2012 9:37 AM
I've got so many don't know which is the best like the time i told my 5yr. old son don't get wet and he found the bigest mud hole and jumped in are when Joe parked his 3-wheeler in the woods and could'nt fine it later but about a week later he walked up on it right were he left it and the time i found a browning shotgun leaning against a tree a few day later I was at another camp and they were talking about old Eddie had a little to much of a good time around the campfire and had went to sleep the next day in the wood and got up and forgot his gun somewhere I asked what kind it was and told them I found one just like it Oh by the way it was'nt even loaded when I found it thats just a few and this is all true so keep hunting and making memories.
# JustETice
Friday, October 19, 2012 9:49 AM
Yes you are right,there is no time like deer camp. We all tell stories from years ago and hope our kids keep it going. I cant walk like I used to but look forward to seeing guys every year just to catch up and swap some new stories.
# DMC GOWAN
Friday, October 19, 2012 12:12 PM
Yes what would life be without it. Jeff F. hit it right on the nose. The good natured ribbing about missing an animal standing still, but to be able to shoot a running squirrel accross the forest floor. When a group of three stand on a knob and empty there guns and not one deer is hit, no its known as brass knob. Not only is there all of that, but its a place to escape from day to day activities going on. Step away from work. A chance to appreciate what waits at home for us all. I would not have it anyother way.
# alderdog
Saturday, October 20, 2012 11:23 AM
Well, I don't get to go to "camp" every year, but most years
I have friends show up to stay with us at our "country" house
in very rural SE Alaska to chase the elusive Sitka Black tail
deer, soak a few crab pots, drink too much red wine, etc.
Every few years I manage to weasel my way into an old
friends moose camp up north, elaborate tent camp, with
all the toys. We even manage most years to get a couple
of moose! Hoping I can make the trek up north next
season.
# Jon
Monday, October 22, 2012 6:53 AM
There you go Jeff, a knew hunting show or comedy show called Deer Camp, staring you, larry the cable guy and bill egnval. 3 pro hunter travel the world hunting and there mishaps...with you guys already LMBO...
# raschal
Friday, October 26, 2012 7:04 PM
I can remember when I was younger hunting with my son in southwest Texas and the fun we had at camp. Now we have to hunt in Missouri because it cost to much to hunt in Texas, but we want to bring my 3 grandchildren up in the hunting world.Funny story; in 2007 my son and I were at camp with my brother in law and my cousin. We were getting dressed and I asked my son for some scent cover spray. I put it on the table and when I finished dressing I sprayed myself reeeaal good, but I picked up the wrong bottle. It was doe urine. Needless to say I had to change.

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