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Foxworthy: You Might Be A Land Manager If ...

By: Jeff Foxworthy

Sep 19

Last weekend I was going over the checklist of work that still needs to be done at the farm before opening day: Buy urine to create mock scrapes on trail from bedding area to bean field; apply Deer Trac to food plot next to corn field in back corner; etc.

Looking at the list, I realized we spend a lot of time, money and energy doing things that a lot of folks don't understand. So, while I was alone with my thoughts that day, doing the work, I came up with some signs to identify a land manager.

You might be a land manager if …

1. When your buddy asks, “How are the kids doing?” you pull out your phone and show him pictures of yearling bucks.
2. You can remember the formulas for how to field-score a buck in the field, but you can't remember your wife’s birthday.
3. Your wife catches you on the computer at 2 a.m. looking at ... scouting cam pics.
4. Hearing the sound of a chainsaw in the off-season is almost as much fun for you as sitting in a stand during the season.
5. You check the ScoutLook Weather for weather reports more than your work e-mail.
6. You finance the family’s mini-van, but pay cash for a new tractor.
7. You let a 3-year-old, 12-point buck named Hammer walk because it's the right thing to do.
8. You do your own laundry when it comes time to wash your hunting clothes with scent-killing detergent so your wife doesn’t make them smell like flowers.
9. You create the year’s budget after you pay the taxidermy bill.
10. The last day of the hunting season is bittersweet for you because you're already excited to start preparing for next season.

If the above list describes you pretty well, join the club! We're lucky to have a place like NAHC to come and learn, laugh and talk about our addiction ... I mean hobby.

Add to the list by sharing comments below. I look forward to reading them!

5 comments

# merwin4
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 12:54 PM
Jeff you may be a hunting land-owner if: 1:You plant your food plot before you plant your garden 2:You can sit in your tree-stand longer than in your lazy boy 3:You take better care of your crops than your lawn 4:You set out salt blocks and forget to feed your dogs: OOPS! Jeff, you make everyone laugh and I hope that helps to return the favor. Great hunting this year to you and yours!
# ancienthunter
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 1:17 PM
Jeff ty for all the laughs you haxe givien me over the years now your part of my faveriot hunting community im proud to have you with us and look forward to your articals
# Lorieann55
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 4:57 PM
Jeff, I always enjoy your blogs and can usually find something in them that I can relate to.

You might be a land manager if …

you lock your cows and horses out of the back pasture so they don't eat down the food plots you put in for the deer!

Your deer forage seed bill is more than your cattle feed bill.

You learn to justify the above by saying " the cattle love the deer plot leftovers!" when we open the back pasture gate after deer season.
# MTOUPIN
Friday, September 21, 2012 12:09 AM
Your neighbor gives you permission to hunt on his posted 25000 acre "grain" farm in exchange for rights to your 20 acre deer plot because of what he saw living on it :-)

You find yourself bailing 50 miles of ditches just to make sure you can feed your "pets" through the winter:-)

You find yourself referring to the Lords deer as your pets:-)
# lturley
Monday, September 24, 2012 1:56 PM
Even without being a landowner myself, I find myself chuckling over everything you folks have said. (Likely because I know I would be the same way if I was so fortunate.) Jeff, it truly is great to have you on board. We welcome you and hope you remain a part of our publication and blogs for a long, long time.

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