The opposite sex can lure you in with a variety of methods, but unless you live in some parallel turkey universe, you’ve never experienced anything like the scene depicted in the ad below for Bully’s Game Calls.

My favorite part? When the big “tom” at the end of the table dismisses the three “hens” with a wave of his hand (13-second mark). Only in the Turkey Twilight Zone.

Until next time . . .